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This isn't related to money making. 5th point made me ROFL though!

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  1. The Profit Bird

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    READ THIS SOMEWHERE AND THOUGHT OF SHARING WITH FELLOW BHW MEMBERS :p

    10 Excuses Every Smoker Gives When They Refuse To Quit Smoking
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    We don’t even want to start talking about whether smoking is injurious or not, because we all know that it’s harmful. However, despite knowing this, smokers just can’t stay away from their cigarettes. While you tell them about the health-related facts and the various risks related to smoking, they would have innumerable reasons for why they just can’t quit smoking. Here are some of the common excuses that smokers give for their inability to quit smoking.

    1. I Can’t Go To The Toilet Without A Cigarette
    “Dude,I don't feel pressure until I smoke!” – We all have heard our smoker friends say this often, haven’t we? Their mornings are incomplete if they don’t smoke a cigarette before going about doing their morning business.

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    2. I Don’t Smoke, I Smoke Up
    As if that helps! There is a certain category of smokers who only swear by “organic substances” and don’t touch cigarettes. Smoking up gives them eternal calm and (they say) they attain nirvana.

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    3. I Smoke Occasionally, So It’s Not Harmful
    This is one of the primary and, not to forget, silly excuses that people make when asked to quit smoking. Don’t be surprised if they initially introduce themselves as non-smokers.

    4. My Profession Asks For It
    If nothing else works, you can always give the “work” excuse, isn’t it? All those looking for another excuse say that their profession demands them to drink and smoke, but in reality it doesn’t. We all know it.


    5. I Am Helping A Poor Man Earn Some Money
    Wow! Honestly, we have nothing to say to you if this is your excuse. You might think we are joking but there are a lot of people who say that they smoke cigarettes to financially help the man selling cigarettes. So much for empathy, huh?



    6. I Smoke Only When I Drink
    They would claim that they don’t smoke during the day, but the moment they see beer beingpoured in a glass, they are the first ones to pounce on a cigarette.

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    7. I Am Just Giving You Guys Company
    Smokers feel that they are being good friends by giving you company while smoking. Honestly, we doubt that but then this is one of the primary excuse people make for not being able to kick the butt.


    8. I Only Smoke Menthol Or Clove Cigarette, And Those Are Less Harmful Than Others
    Don’t you feel that if you facepalm any harder, you might just hurt yourself? We feel the same when someone makes a stupid reason for not quitting smoking.

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    9. I Smoke When The Weather Is Nice
    Be it cold, rainy, breezy or a hot humid day, smokers always find a reason to connect smoking with “beautiful” weather. What’s more, they even have the list of food ready, which can be paired with a cigarette, the most common being “TEA”.


    10. I Smoke Only When Someone Else Pays For It
    This freeloading seems to be a good reason for smokers to not quit smoking. We have even heard people say that it is a good way to keep a tab on their cigarettes. We wonder if this strategy even works!
     
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  2. Zwielicht

    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Iv'e heard people use 3, 8, and 9 on several occasions. My favourite excuse was from an old friend of mine who said the he can't quit smoking because it's too cold outside, and he'll quit when it's Summer.

    8 Summers later and he still smokes.
     
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    Never heard about any one of these before...good one OP!
     
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    I don't smoke but it's such a killer, stupid.
     
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    1st, 6th and 8th are very common. On an average 3 out of 5 smokers will give these three reasons for not quitting to smoke. The most hilarious excuse I have ever heard was by my friend who said "My pet doesn't recognize me if I don't smoke" :confused:
     
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    I smoke because I am cool as fuck ... obviously.
     
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    I just haven't tried to quit yet.
     
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    Whatever the reason ;), I am off smoking (did a cold turkey) for nonstop :):
    1683 days
    Or 4 years, 7 months, 9 days including the end date,
    or:
    145,411,200 seconds, or
    2,423,520 minutes, or
    40,392 hours, or
    1683 days, or
    240 weeks and 3 days, or
    461.10% of a common year (365 days)
    ref.:
    Code:
    http://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?d1=21&m1=11&y1=2011&d2=29&m2=6&y2=2016&ti=on
    Proud of it! Should've stopped about 34 years ago though.... hehehe
     
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    lol! People are awesome!

    WTF, pet, seriously! Hahahaha! ROFL!
    THUG LIFE:cool:
     
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    This numbers game was a good one! o_O
     
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    I smoke because fuck you, that's why.
     
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    THUG LIFE SPOTTED AGAIN!
     
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    I've used some of those. :p 3 and 6 are still in my arsenal ;)
     
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