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This is without a doubt the saddest CB sales page I have ever seen!

Discussion in 'Clickbank' started by ichiban, Jun 19, 2011.

  1. ichiban

    ichiban Junior Member

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    Just surfing around looking for some new products to promote & came across this rubbish!

    Look at this poor son of a bitch, the guy couldnt sell dope to a crack whore!

    Code:
    hxxp://onlinenewbieacademy.com/
     
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  2. Trinks

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    and why are you putting this BS here ?
     
  3. mani911

    mani911 Junior Member

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    lmao his bald head is scary as hell no wonder he polishes it:p
     
  4. Bozigian

    Bozigian Junior Member

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    Dude that is funny. seriously

    bloody funny
     
  5. senior

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    I've seen worse pitches. I've seen worse pitches that sold. But yeah, I agree, total crap.
     
  6. moostangdude

    moostangdude Newbie

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    I went and looked. If it makes you feel any better, it has a gravity of 0. =)
     
  7. joewendt

    joewendt Newbie

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    I think I laughed harder at your post than at that awful pitch. After 30 seconds of watching it I started to doze off.
     
  8. Erik Creed

    Erik Creed BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    That guy is funny he says stuff like:
    "Where are the fish, who are the fish... the fish are people."

    Boring, he talks about bonuses and all that stuff but no idea what he is selling LOL
     
  9. Erik Creed

    Erik Creed BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    This is the reason why I'm not in the IM niche.

    Anyone who makes a dollar online becomes a guru and sells make millions stuff. LOL
     
  10. Nookie Monster

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    What caught my eye was him using a Teleprompter. Notice how his eyes constantly flick to his left to the other monitor.

    But one must understand his target audience. He's marketing to newbies that don't know shit. I'm positive that he will sell at least a few copies of his course. The ones he is marketing too will buy most anything in hopes of "get rich quick".
     
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  11. d4pp3r

    d4pp3r Junior Member

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    and i thought my landing pages were crap lol
     
  12. florflor

    florflor Senior Member

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    The funniest part is his name: Richard Crooke

    LMAO! :D At least use a pen name. Who's gonna trust a guy called "Crooke"? lol
     
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  13. snoozebot

    snoozebot Regular Member

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    He's got a good domain! ;)

    Updated: Just watched the video

    And that's what IM has come to...The baldie is very 'EXCITED'! The last part of the video is just PATHETIC.

    "What you waiting for?" "Go"...WTF!!
     
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  14. Paraderain

    Paraderain Newbie

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    Delete the link!
    Stop giving him the promotion he doesn't deserve!
     
  15. wallstreeter43

    wallstreeter43 Registered Member

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    Yea I used to fall for bs like that until I wisened up. That guy sounds like he has no conscience at all, but he is funny, I gotta give him that much.
     
  16. fruity_looper

    fruity_looper Junior Member

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    I don't know what's wrong with you guys.
    That sales page is the best i've ever seen! :D

    LOL! makes me want to make my own BS ebook/course and "get rich quick" by being an awesome "guru" imo.

    If people are that bad like this guy idk gives me hope for some reason XD
    But, that dude could totally make it better if he started fresh...
     
  17. OTrap

    OTrap Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    The page itself isn't awful, but the video is putrid.

    He's monotonous. He's unappealing. He doesn't speak clearly. He doesn't use creative language. He shows no enthusiasm.

    At this point, I'm betting he's doing it because he doesn't have the money to outsource. Can't fault him for that, but I CAN fault him for not putting ANY creativity or enthusiasm into the pitch.

    Oh, and for not wearing a hat. That head is frightening.
     
  18. thisisacoolname

    thisisacoolname Junior Member

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    lol at the last part, thanks for sharing :)
     
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