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This is why you want to be #1 in Google

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by KlaAz0r, Jun 11, 2011.

  1. KlaAz0r

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    GooglesMostWanted Regular Member

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    Ranking in Google is a lot like dating a girl.

    Dazzle her by spewing a bunch of bullshit information and then blast off till her legs stop shaking.
     
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  3. KlaAz0r

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    GooglesMostWanted Regular Member

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    Damn... you had to do that huh?

    It's not enough we've been talking about you all day? lol jk
     
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    haha talking about me : P the guy made his own problems, but it's solved
     
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    You can bet I'm not going to be paying $/100 words.

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    Actually, more and more computer users have come to realize that the first two or three pages of a popular search will usually contain boilerplate loaded sites, and that the good stuff is usually two or three pages into the search.

    But that usually only applies to the intelligent users, the "Only 9.95!!! Sounds like a deal to me." types don't even know that Google has more than one page of results :lol:
     
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    Dude take your crap elsewhere..... SOLID stats show that 79.95 (depending on region and demo) will select a result from the first 10 otherwise refine their search. No one with 2 brain cells to bound together chooses something below 30 because they know that the top results are crap.

    -aReJay - Sorting Lemons from sock puppets!
     
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    Don't take a fit, it was said jokingly just like the OP. But quite honestly, lots of people with many brain cells choose results past 30 because they know a lot of sites don't have useful info and are ranked high mainly due to SEO techniques. Perhaps you just travel in different circles :D If you don't believe that, and only want to rely on "79.95" so called "SOLID stats" (now that's funny), then that's your choice.

    Anyway, I'm not trying to start a debate, as I said it was partly meant as a joke just like the original post.
     
  10. NichePazloe

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    WTF is this thread about, really? Thanks for posting the hottie in front of the ancient PC though.. Is that a freakin commodore 64?!
     
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    haha Thanks I feel the exact same way about that Google image!

    "If your not first your LAST" Ricky Bobby!
     
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    :eek::eek: :D:D omg i can just imagine her naked
     
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    But what if she turns her face, and its your mom? I have learned in my days of surfing the internet, get the full story before you start to have dirty thoughts. It usually turns out of to be a man or your mom.