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This is why my girlfriend is a genius - And why girls are smarter than boys

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Dec 31, 2008.

  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/science/smartergirls.html

    The newly discovered hormone ? hypothalagesterone ? or 'pussy smart' as the press have cheekily dubbed it, is claimed to be released by the hypothalamus during intense clitoral orgasms. The clinical tests, conducted over a three year period by leading researchers at London's prestigious Centre for Neuro-sexual Studies found that teenage girls who masturbated to orgasm at least five times a week scored approximately 27.28% higher in examinations than girls who were either sexually inactive, or engaged in regular intercourse with male partners.
     
  2. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    New statistics just published seem to confirm the biologists' findings that, on average, teenage girls who masturbate regularly scored some 486% higher than boys across a broad spectrum of academic skills

    I'd mind if i wasn't a double major in comp. engineering/physics
     
  3. jammie

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    heh, made me giggle.

    wonder if one year scientists will discover something like this which actually exists!
     
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    no wonder they know how to make me feel good.
     
  5. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    LOL - this is someone who does some research. :D
     
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    That's just because the ugly girls have to "do themselves" while the hotter girls get guys to do them.....

    Think about it. When you were a teenager think about how the homely girls were always smart and the hotties were the cheerleaders. Think Meg of Family Guy...



    lol...this was a joke in case you didn't get it...well...sort of...lol
     
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  7. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    load of bollox, im at least once a day
     
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    Barbacamanitu Power Member

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    that's the reason my gf never wants sex and is always doing math problems....
     
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    actually that is not true . I just got done checking it out my own self the word it self was taking from 2 words than compounded together .

    Code:
    http://endo.endojournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/149/1/397
     
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    '...Seems pretty obvious to me.

    The smart girls I know ALWAYS come first!'

    themagician
     
  11. blackbucks

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    I don't think its just girls.

    Anyone who love life and sex will be more happier, more intelligent, more smart.

    Look at yourself, do u think you go really high doing ** yourself and then see if u are intelligent.

    just my thought.
     
  12. Axem

    Axem Registered Member

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    edit: misread the OP. i thought he said that girls who engaged in sexual activity often are smarter, which was funny because usually the sluttiest girls i know are also the stupidest people i have ever met. the study was aimed at girls who only masturbated?
     
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    which makes her dumb, according to this "study" :) :)
     
  14. yao1994

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    that means she prefers to please herself... u been doin a bad job