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This is why i hate cats..

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Prodige, Jul 4, 2009.

  1. Prodige

    Prodige Regular Member

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    So i am driving home from having a few drinks with a couple of friends and I turn into my apartment complex which is closed off by a wooden fence. Looking to the left towards the fence i saw a black and white cat hanging from something that looked like a grill cover over the fence.. Me being the nice guy that i am parked my car and got out to see if i could help the kitty cat out.

    Numerous scratches all over my face and arms later i decide that the damn beast can hang there till morning until some other idiot can try that crap.

    It's official.. I hate cats!
     
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  2. vegasvillan

    vegasvillan Regular Member

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    hahahahahahaha LMAO thats pretty funny....I had a cat do that to me once lol
     
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    CClark56 Regular Member

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    It's an animal... What do you expect? Probably been there for a while, and since it's a cat it's probably been chased or abused by humans numerous times.

    Common sense that it's going to be panicked.
     
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    gbmack Power Member

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    Well you're certainly a rash, impulsive guy.

    You cannot hate all cats just because one cat did something bad to you.

    I have a cat, and she is very nasty towards strangers.

    However, I still love her and she is a part of my family.
     
  6. Prodige

    Prodige Regular Member

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    Yeah i live with a cat too..it's my fiance's. Know what kitty cat is doing right now? Hidding behind my computer chair entertaining herself by reaching around every 6-14 seconds and trying to scratch me. Wanna know what kitty cat does to me while i sleep? Last night she jumped out of the closet onto my face. Would you like me to continue?

    I tried to help the cat not torture it -_- help yourself now beast
     
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    tomtom24 Registered Member

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    But you have done a good deed and this is always a good feeling, isn't it? :D
     
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    cpaaddict Supreme Member

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    yeh me too. cant stand the damn things. always shitting in our garden too. well they use to until i got myself the biggest water gun there is. i was going to get a air rifle but i cant go injuring it haha. so now i just shoot the damn things with water cannons. never seen cats move so fast in all my life lol.

    remember the majority of cats hate water.. :)
     
  9. coolcat

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    I don't like cats also. I used to look after a cat for a while for a friend and it's the smartest and most annoying cat I've ever met. He knows how to open doors and wants to open all the doors in the house.
    He has to sleep with someone and man I hate when there's some animal's ass sitting on my face at night. So I locked my room's door so that he couldn't get in. But then he kept jumping on the door handler, trying to open it but because it was locked, all he made was awfully loud sounds. It was too noisy that I had to open the door for him in the end. And after nights of cat ass on my face, I officially hate cats!!!
     
  10. coolcat

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    Sorry dub post, stupid internet..
     
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  11. turner

    turner Registered Member

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    Learnt your lesson now? ha and you own a cat! I dont mind them as long as they stay away, i'm allergic to their fur, stick with dogs, we have boxers, best domestic dogs in the world.
     
  12. enrikole

    enrikole BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    Its funny because your username is "coolcat"

    But I like cats... Not a big fan of dogs, but cats are cool :)
     
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  13. cpaaddict

    cpaaddict Supreme Member

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    not a big fan of dogs? i thought all us brits liked dogs lol.. im a big dog lover. always had dogs all my life.. currently have staffordshire bull terrier and jack russell
     
  14. coolcat

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    Funny ha? It's the nickname I used in chatrooms in junior high :D so I stick with it. I used to like cats a lot, that was when I didn't own one.
     
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    Two weeks ago my own cat fell into the well.. And we did not noticed that till next day noon. After hearing some crying we found that the cat is there. The well is a big one. And I have decided to take him out. After trying several times and spending almost 1 hour, he got in the basket and I pulled him out.

    After this incident, the cat earlier run when he see's me, is now very friendly with me. I think he know now, I saved him lol...
     
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    The best way to deal with cats is to try and wrap them fairly tightly in a blanket or towel so that their paws are enclosed or wear gloves!! (I know it was a spur of the moment action and you should be commended for your intended kindness!!)

    At the end of the day the animals are just frightened. My old dog trainer got badly bitten trying to pull a dog out from under a car when it had been run over by a motorist. It happens and you need to protect yourself first.

    Hope the cat has been rescued now though?? :confused:
     
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    hahahhhaha thats hilarious. I hate cats too. I have pretty bad luck with them.
     
  18. Rebelian

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    You are right buddy, i also met an accident due to that nasty cat :smashfreasuddenly crossed me while i was riding a bike.
    My hand was wounded i cant ride for a month.:angryfire
     
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    i got 3... and saved 2 more which was given away... its natural for them to act like that.. dont be mad @ em.. U just gotta grab the skin behind the neck and they will calm down......1 of my 3 cats dont even trust me.. I can feed him, give him treats but he doesnt allow me to approach him and pick him up...
     
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    Like rugby? Want to practice place kicking? Use a cat, they fly!