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Thinking of doing a self promotion campaign to pickup trashy whores in my area

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by Borgo Snonshick, Dec 12, 2013.

  1. Borgo Snonshick

    Borgo Snonshick BANNED BANNED

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    Any ideas here?

    Im good with seo but not facebook.

    I was jsut thinking how appaling my results have been picking up girls in clubs evne tho i got to the same ones every week im still a nobody because im not some drug dealer or celebrity/rich the ONLY things that women are interested in.

    i thought i could even do seo for common things that whores in my area would search for like tanning salons and fake nails and when they click the liinks it redirects to a webpage all about me :)

    So i was wondering if i could put my marketing skills to use. I have been aggravated for many years now how more and more girls are relying on facebook and this shit rather than having real social skills so i jsut thought how i could put it to my advantage given my computer skillz.

    For example zyzz, it wasnt really his physique that was his selling point altho that was obviosuly the main feature but it was more about his overall persona that gave him that weird charisma. I mena think how many meatheads there are with no charisma that proves it was more than just the looks.

    Maybe i could start by making a facebook page :D then have a stupid website with funny stuff to convey my persoanlity and have pictures of me on it. i guess this is what ppl have been using facebook for years for and probably getting pussy form it. maybe its time fo me to enter the 21st century. :D im jsut saying that with my mareting knowledge maybe i could add that little extra punch to seperate myself form the pack.

    What do you guys think? The main goal would be too be a local mini celbrity with the type of trashy whores that i want. So i could just make a website shaping what i potray around that.
     
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  2. Retsam5

    Retsam5 Junior Member

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    ...is this a joke?
     
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  3. kaylanewett

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    People like you are a complete waste of life. Talk about trashy..
     
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  4. mistajay1031

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    Way to get creative. I think it's an interesting idea, I wouldn't do it, however I am curious with how it turns out. Go for it.
     
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    You can't pick up women and you think Fame is the problem?

    It couldn't possibly be your personality.
     
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    Or it's a Penis Problem? LOL - Sorry had to add that silly comment.
     
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  7. Gyuman82

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    If you were good with SEO, you'd have money, and you wouldn't have this problem.
     
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  8. professional20

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    Why the fuck are you making it so complicated? You said they are whores. All you need is money. Are you broke? Get a job for a week and blow your cash on a whore of your choice. Simple shit.
     
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    Lynx Africa. Works on the ads.

    http://www.lynxeffect.com/product/detail/350771/africa-bodyspray
     
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    I'm not going to lie, I literally spit my drink out laughing when I read this. Brilliant. Thinking outside of the box is the sign of a true cocksman.
     
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  11. prospect7

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    TRASHY bitches. oooooooh yaaaaa.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Cratos

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    LMAO damn this part made my day. Your just trolling huh? Can't be serious lol

    the crap you guys come up with sometimes lol
     
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    This is probably one of the funniest if not the funniest things I have ever read on the internet. I guess you got to give the guy credit, for being determined to get what he desires.

    If you were trying to make people laugh.... You accomplished your goal.
     
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    Try POF. Here is how it goes. Make yourself a profile, give yourself a good job, message all girls in area with a message that basically say do you want a fuck. Rinse and repeat every week.
     
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    hm, interesting. I can already see a CB product.
    "Use Your SEO Skills To Bang Trashy Crack Whores"
     
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    I think WSO would be better...
     
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    THEN GTFO. His thread, even with the horrendous spelling and grammar, is still more original and interesting
    than your useless commentary.

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    @ the OP

    If you like trashy whores, you can find plenty of them on backpage. Its amazing what some women will
    do for a bit of money.

    Aside from that, if you ain't got game, confidence, wit, class, a sense of humor, facebook and no
    amount of marketing is gonna help. You can easily make a facebook page, or a plenty of fish page, that
    will get women to contact you. You can even use contrived shit to get them on the phone. But the
    problems will surface once you start talking. If you can't get laid in real life, the computer isn't going
    to change anything.

    If I was you, I'd forget marketing, or online profiles. Go out into the real world and approach as many
    women as you can. Get blown out night after night and eventually you'll notice patterns. You'll notice
    things that women don't like about you. You personality. Your attitude. The way you look.

    Then you change that shit. A lot of people love to say "just be yourself" but if yourself is a person
    who turns off women, then being yourself will guarantee you don't get laid.

    When I was in college I was a virgin up until I was 21. What changed my life around was I grew a
    pair of balls and started approaching women 4 nights a week, for 2 years straight. I also got
    involved in the seduction community, started working out, changing the way I talk, my personality,
    and basically dropped the fear of rejection.

    The point is, if you're not a "natural", you gotta a long hard road ahead of you.

    And fact is, most men wind up settling for the 1 girl who can tolerate them, get married, and wind
    up with some snobby, stuck up bitch for the rest of their life.

    So seduction is about far more than just getting laid. Its about learning how to live a better and
    more enriching life. You will meet a lot of rude bitches (like we've already seen) but you'll learn
    how to tune that shit out. And pretty soon you'll realize that all those angry bitches are really
    just insecure. And I can tell you for a fact, the LAST thing you want to do in your life, is marry
    some angry, insecure bitch.

    Either way, good luck finding your "whores".

    -SB
     
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  18. DiamonMike

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    Ugliness can't be cured with SEO my friend.Neither is a small penis and no balls.If you can't get trashy girls how will you find a wife?Trust me, women are not always about the money.They are looking for a man.So hit the gym, grow a beard,don't shower for a week,act asexual and you will have women falling down at your feet in no time.
     
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    hahaha, hope it works, let us know on your progress, please!
     
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