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Things You Can't Say With Hallmark

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, May 10, 2009.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Things You Can't Say With Hallmark Cards...

    "Looking back over all the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
    What the hell was I thinking?"
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    "How could two people as beautiful you...
    Have such an ugly baby?"
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    "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love...
    After having met you, I've changed my mind."
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    "I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
    I never believed in Hell until I met you."
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    "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
    That you're not here to ruin it for me."
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    "If I get only one thing for Christmas...
    I hope it's your sister."
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    "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me...
    Like the need for therapy."
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    "Thanks for being a part of my life!
    I never knew what evil was before this!"
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    "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
    I'd like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
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    "We have been friends for a very long time...
    What say we call it quits?"
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    "I'm so miserable without you...
    It's almost like you're here."
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    "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
    Did you ever find out who the father was?"
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    "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
    That you're not here to ruin it for me."
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    "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there
    was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
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    "Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
    So we're having you put to sleep."
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    "We have been friends for a very long time...
    What do you say we call it quits?"
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    "Someday I hope to get married...
    But not to you."
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    "You look great for your age...
    Almost lifelike!"
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    "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me...
    Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
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    "I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend...
    So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
     
  2. blackhatnoob

    blackhatnoob Junior Member

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    They now allow you to record a personal message so technically you can say anything you want with hallmark