Things You Can't Say With Hallmark

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  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Senior Member

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    Things You Can't Say With Hallmark Cards...

    "Looking back over all the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
    What the hell was I thinking?"
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    "How could two people as beautiful you...
    Have such an ugly baby?"
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    "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love...
    After having met you, I've changed my mind."
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    "I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
    I never believed in Hell until I met you."
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    "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
    That you're not here to ruin it for me."
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    "If I get only one thing for Christmas...
    I hope it's your sister."
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    "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me...
    Like the need for therapy."
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    "Thanks for being a part of my life!
    I never knew what evil was before this!"
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    "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
    I'd like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
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    "We have been friends for a very long time...
    What say we call it quits?"
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    "I'm so miserable without you...
    It's almost like you're here."
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    "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
    Did you ever find out who the father was?"
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    "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
    That you're not here to ruin it for me."
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    "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there
    was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
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    "Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
    So we're having you put to sleep."
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    "We have been friends for a very long time...
    What do you say we call it quits?"
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    "Someday I hope to get married...
    But not to you."
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    "You look great for your age...
    Almost lifelike!"
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    "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me...
    Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
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    "I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend...
    So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
     
  2. blackhatnoob

    blackhatnoob Junior Member

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    They now allow you to record a personal message so technically you can say anything you want with hallmark