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There has been too much misery and seriousness in here lately, so BHW I ask you this...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Ste Fishkin, Dec 12, 2015.

  1. Ste Fishkin

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    Imagine you are a cow.

    You have just been gathered up and loaded on a truck to be taken to the slaughter house.

    What is your strategy to survive? How are you going to avoid being turned into burgers.

    Lets go.
     
  2. Cryogenesis

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    I would moo myself to death.

    PS : It's 3am and idk what the fuck am typing.
     
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    I'm going to do this before being loaded on a truck :D

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  4. Ste Fishkin

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    Holy shit are you Indian?

    Not being racist or anything... I just didn't know.
     
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  5. Cryogenesis

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    Apparently I am. :rolleyes:
     
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    I would hit up Pewep real quick
     
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    Come on now. Pewep isn't gonna teach you teleporting to a farm and back.
     
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    Have u ever heard of a cow becoming violent? Well I'd just do that :p Gonna die anyways, so wouldn't hurt trying .

    Also I'd wish those ppl rot in hell
     
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    I don't live in India. But I think cows are intelligent animals. They may be as clever as your little babies. so I don't eat beef.
    DO NOT KILL AND GOOD KARMA TO YOU.
     
  10. Ste Fishkin

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    While pewep obviously has powers, I am not sure those powers work cross species like this.

    Maybe pewep can confirm.
     
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    Smells like vegan in here.

    I'll just finish my steak real quick and come back to answer this question.
     
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  12. Ste Fishkin

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    Which people should rot in hell?

    Good for you man, you don't eat beef.

    I don't eat fish for similar reasons, I don't like the way they are killed (either suffocate or they are crushed in the net)

    But you shouldn't judge others like this because you don't agree with them... They are entitled to eat what the fuck they like.

    Having a bit of hunting experience I am confident in mans ability to harvest meat with no suffering.
     
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  13. JuggernautJukey

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    Vegan here!

    Think I took a wrong turn ;)
     
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  14. Ste Fishkin

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    Yeah but do you want us meat eaters dead or are you just happy to get on with life?
     
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    I personally have no problem with anyone eating anything. I don't see why people have a problem,ever.
     
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    Each to their own man!
     
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    One of my superiors in the office was talking to me a few weeks back about their annual deer hunting trip in Kentucky. He said that the goal, for him at least, is to get a good-sized buck, and drop it immediately with one bullet that goes through both lungs and the heart (or something to that nature). Instantaneous death, no pain.

    He gets the head/bust mounted, and the meat is processed and donated to a local area homeless shelter.

    There's also people like this, who raise their own pigs and butcher them after they've lived a very high-quality life.

    Sorry for going off-topic, but this seemed like a good thread to share those things in.

    Carry on.
     
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    This is Udder rubbish, time to Moo-ve on or you'll just Milk it to much!
     
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