Ohai. Kidding! Hello BHW, my name's John, I'm a copywriter-- fiction writer by trade-- and here I am to darken your doorstep. I've been lurking on the forums for quite a while during my search for some Ebay related material when I still had my Pawn shop but since I no longer do, I thought I'd convert over and get an account so I could try my hand at writing articles and the like. Trying to get a journey thread up, too, so we'll see how this goes! Thanks to the BHW crew for all you guys do and to the community for being so helpful and interesting over the years.