The U.S. Military Is Testing a Pill That Could Delay Aging

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U.S. Special Operations Command (SOCOM), the organization that administers America’s Spec Ops forces, says it will soon start clinical trials of an “anti-aging pill” that could halt some naturally degenerative effects of aging.

“We have completed pre-clinical safety and dosing studies in anticipation of follow-on performance testing in fiscal year 2022,” Navy Commander Tim Hawkins, a SOCOM spokesperson, told Breaking Defense.

The pill involves what Hawkins called a “human performance small molecule” that will be fashioned into a nutraceutical form for both civilians and military personnel. He continued:
“These efforts are not about creating physical traits that don’t already exist naturally. This is about enhancing the mission readiness of our forces by improving performance characteristics that typically decline with age. Essentially, we are working with leading industry partners and clinical research institutions to develop a nutraceutical, in the form of a pill that is suitable for a variety of uses by both civilians and military members, whose resulting benefits may include improved human performance—like increased endurance and faster recovery from injury.”

Full article: https://www.popularmechanics.com/sc...g-pill/?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB
 
You're telling me I can be 142 years old and still slanging porn on the internet? Where do I sign up as a volunteer? I don't have to join the military, do I? I'm too busy selling porn to go through all that Uncle Sam rigamarole but I'll gladly stop by for them there Benjamin Button pills. I don't care if they make my small toes fall off. We don't need those things anyways, do we? You're looking at the future oldest living pornographer on the planet. And I'll tell y'all what: we're gonna have some unimaginable niches in 2121 and I want to be there to bank off them, understand? I need to e-mail MetroBiotech about this. This sounds like it can't go tits up.
 
I doubt that there are big results, because aging is due to the shortening of the Telomeres which increases over time, and so there seems to be no solution to avoid it
 
I don't believe in that, I think only robotized humans will live longer
 
Great news for the porn industry
They can now advertise 18 year old as forever 18 year olds !
They have no need to keep finding young talents !
 
I'll take it. But I want guarantees that my reproductive stuff will work. What's the point in living longer without... you know... :D
You live longer but you can't reproduce. What would you choose? :suspicious:
 
Umbrella Corporation finally came up with a solution to overpopulation :D
 
U.S. Special Operations Command (SOCOM), the organization that administers America’s Spec Ops forces, says it will soon start clinical trials of an “anti-aging pill” that could halt some naturally degenerative effects of aging.

“We have completed pre-clinical safety and dosing studies in anticipation of follow-on performance testing in fiscal year 2022,” Navy Commander Tim Hawkins, a SOCOM spokesperson, told Breaking Defense.

The pill involves what Hawkins called a “human performance small molecule” that will be fashioned into a nutraceutical form for both civilians and military personnel. He continued:


Full article: https://www.popularmechanics.com/sc...g-pill/?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB
Then no more ant aging creams in market haha, huge loss for cosmetic industry
 
You're telling me I can be 142 years old and still slanging porn on the internet? Where do I sign up as a volunteer? I don't have to join the military, do I? I'm too busy selling porn to go through all that Uncle Sam rigamarole but I'll gladly stop by for them there Benjamin Button pills. I don't care if they make my small toes fall off. We don't need those things anyways, do we? You're looking at the future oldest living pornographer on the planet. And I'll tell y'all what: we're gonna have some unimaginable niches in 2121 and I want to be there to bank off them, understand? I need to e-mail MetroBiotech about this. This sounds like it can't go tits up.
Your name and profile picture gave me a laugh :D
 
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