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The Three S's - What is Your Order?!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by premiumsource, Jan 29, 2009.

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In Which Order Do you Do Your 3 S's?

  1. Shit, Shower and Shave.

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  2. Shower, Shit and Shave.

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  3. Shave, Shit and Shower.

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  4. Shave, Shower and Shit.

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  5. Something else; list in the thread.

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  1. premiumsource

    premiumsource Senior Member

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    Here is something entertaining to get you away from making money for a second.

    I personally prefer Shave, Shit and Shower. :D What is your order?
     
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  2. CyberDilemma

    CyberDilemma Regular Member

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    I shit, then shave in the shower.
     
  3. doseph

    doseph Registered Member

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    me too. I chose the first option, as in "Shit, and then SHOWER AND SHAVE(at the same time)"
     
  4. r00t

    r00t Regular Member

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    Shit, shave and shower.

    It's a very interesting thread. (not) I don't think that no one has made this study before lol
     
  5. scoots250

    scoots250 Registered Member

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    Shit first
    Then shave
    Then shower to get really clean......no other way is hygeinic except the combined shower/shave after the shit
     
  6. unravelled

    unravelled Junior Member

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    Shit in the shower and use the feces for shaving cream, shave my ass, rinse blade, shave my nutz, change blade. Shave my face. Dry off, pee in the toilet, pee is gross.
     
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  7. stylesb

    stylesb Regular Member

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    shit
    shave
    then shower

    used to have the fogless mirror to shave in the shower, was real nice, but thing broke
     
  8. JigJig

    JigJig Regular Member

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    Wake up in the morning and I do the triple S, shit shave and shower and the rest is triple x

    -Some old ass rap song I can't remember who it's by.

    Personally, I shit and then smear it in my hair. Sometimes I'll shave off one of my eyebrows. Never shower.
     
  9. jokerLA

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    Shit for about 2 hours... then shower and shave =P
     
  10. plouyd

    plouyd Regular Member

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    I like to

    Smoke & Shit then Shave & Shower

    Pretty rewarding taking a dump and getting a dose of nicotine.
     
  11. premiumsource

    premiumsource Senior Member

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    I think it is more hygienic to shave first, and then shit and then shower, because I don't want to touch my face after I shit lol.

     
  12. springer98

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    When you get to be my age, there are some things you just can't schedule. I HAVE to shit first, then I begin to shave and have to stop to shit again. Then, I get into the shower and sometimes can't get out in time to shit again so I have to start my shower over from the beginning.

    BTW, plouyd, the day may come where it becomes hazardous for you to smoke and shit at the same time. I'm speaking from painful experience here. Make a note!

    While I'm at it, I'll add a few "rules" you'll all learn as you age:

    1. Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak.
    2. Never take a hard-on for granted.
    3. Never trust a fart.

    Carry on people!
     
  13. mightybh

    mightybh Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I shit in the shower while shaving. Then use the blackhat money to hire a cleaner to clean all the mess up.
     
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  14. mintyfresh94

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    i do all 3 at once:D
     
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    wow i needed a good laugh, i was reading down the thread waiting for someone to combine shit and shower xD ty all.

    i shit shower then shave.
     
  16. JigJig

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    I actually do shave in the shower with no mirror, it's not hard.
     
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    knungchucks Registered Member

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    :D:D Dude im in BITS!!!! :D:D
     
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    ...you want us to THINK you're shitting for two hours.


    I shit, then shower and shave at the same time. Sometimes, I shave for two hours. *cough*
     
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  20. tissa2

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    Well, i would love to shit, shower and shave, but the water pressure is shit at my house and everytime i flush the toilet the shower kind of dribbles while the toilet fills up again, oh and who wants to leave a morning streamy turd to festa until after you get out the shower? not me...

    An additional feature to the morning routine would also include a few pieces of toilet paper down the toilet before extraction -- eliminating any splashback. Yeah, a little to much information, i know, but i also recon some will be thinking... Genius!

    Cheers