The Thief And The Stolen Chicken!! Thief: I have stolen a chicken from a poultry yard! Priest: That is very wrong. Thief: Would you like to accept it,Father? Priest: Certainly not- return it to the man whom you stole it from. Thief: But I have offered it to him and he won't have it. Priest: In that case you may keep it yourself. Thief: Thank you, Father. The Priest arrived home to find one of his chicken had been stolen..