TL;DR - I have no reason whatsoever. Not really. I do it because basically I had an account here and I like trolling. That's it. I get messages asking me why I'm posting on BHW on a weekly basis so I thought I'd just post this and get it over with instead of repeating it every time. I like making connections with people that makes them feel some type of way. I don't mean I like pissing people off, I just like making them feel something. Anything. It's like teleporting them to a whole new universe and making them go "what the fuck?!". Now, to put it simply, I have a bad habit of getting banned from pretty much every forum I participate in because of the stunts I pull so I tend to move around a lot. Now, I really am an internet marketer (yolo lifestyle) and I noticed that you guys have an incredibly high tolerance for bullshit (let's be honest, some of you guys bullshit all day so it's no surprise). So I started shitposting and saw that if I controlled the crazy, the mods wouldn't hammer me too much. That's it, just luck. No reason, it's just the way it is. You guys simply had the misfortune of landing me and when you've had enough, I'm sure I'll be on my way. Until last call baby, let's shine.