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lewi

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Ive already spent $500 on myself while xmas shopping for others lol. Thats not gonna stop me from buying XRumer as well as I want that 4 Xmas :D

Xrumer sucks.... sucks my big santa cock and sucks it hard :p (i.e. it rocks)
 

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my best friend went to prison on December 8th this year, he will be there for 2 years. I want santa to make sure that he is safe and has as good a Christmas as possible.
 

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my best friend went to prison on December 8th this year, he will be there for 2 years. I want santa to make sure that he is safe and has as good a Christmas as possible.

Send him a christmas letter with a cookie in it... even if you have to crumble it up (santas never sent a letter to jail before) and im sure it will make his xmas for him.... 2 years is a short time in the span of things and he will probably get out alot sooner than that because of overcrowding :) as long as he keeps his slate clean.... heck go and visit him if its not too far away and take a prostitute with you just to do a sly strip or flash for him..... that will surely make his day, week, month and year :p
 

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Hi Santa,

I feel very uncomfortable sitting on your lap, being a grown man and all. Please no candy canes.

What I would like for Christmas is for Santa help me find some super affiliates to promote my new ebook in a couple of weeks, that will not only save them money but make them money forever and ever. It will make all the BH member happy. Maybe Santa Lewi can help me with this? I have a plan that could make santa very very happy and others too.

If that doesn't work, a membership to dominate im would work too.

Now please, put your candy cane away.
 

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mdmoney - Urrrrm maybe santa lewi would be interested especially as he has learnt some new techniques recently :) santa lewi would appreciate the details in a PM fairly soon :) and would also like to be the first affiliate to know abouts it release if i want to promote it :D

also dominate im i have heard isnt all that good and you would be better saving the money as an investment for future projects such as graphics for your ebook etc :) but dont get mad anyone ive never been a member so dont know for sure however i know for a fact soon after new methods are released there they end up here :) might be worth buying the membership just to get them a bit earlier however and acess to a few that aint shared yet i suppose (no harm intended to dominate im people here its just what ive heard from a few sources trustworthy] and why im not and will prob never be a member there).

merry christmas and will wait for the PM via carrier pidgeon.
 

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mdmoney - Urrrrm maybe santa lewi would be interested especially as he has learnt some new techniques recently :) santa lewi would appreciate the details in a PM fairly soon :) and would also like to be the first affiliate to know abouts it release if i want to promote it :D

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I am on that.... Give the pigeon a few moments here
 

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I am on that.... Give the pigeon a few moments here

Pidgeon arrived safely at the north pole and left a trail of crisp white poop as he flew... unfortunatly i stood in it because the snow disguised it too well :(

anymore good children this year??
 

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Hey Santa!! :D
My only wish is that someone will click my ad**sen*se ads on my blog... =]
If you want to help, pm me and I will pm back with the address.
 

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Hey Santa!! :D
My only wish is that someone will click my ad**sen*se ads on my blog... =]
If you want to help, pm me and I will pm back with the address.

Your best bet is not to do fake clicks you will only get burned in the end my friend.... google knows all and sees all.... there is no cheating google especially when they are paying :p
 

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As requested my first wish has been granted but unfortunatly not granted fully....yet....

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unfortunatly it was a cold night so she would only pose with http://www.brandneusense.com on and would only ride a horse not a bears back :p

hope this brings you christmas cheer :)


At least it was granter.. Unlinke for me... huhuuhu
 
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santa can you buy me a car,house,more houses,and more and more houses,
oh yeah and 99billion thanks santa......
 

lewi

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mr4army - santa works in fairy dust and elf 'services' as payment for things.... and unfortunatly all our elves are men so i dont think you would enjoy it as much :p.... happy holidays however...

nearly time for santa to pick up his sack of presents and fly around the world.....
 

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lewi your Avatar is fuking up My cerebral cortex ...i cant stop looking at that boob twisting like that DAMN lol :30:
 

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I would like the mother and daughter from motherdaughterf**k.com please. mmkay? Thanks.
 

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Dear Santa Lewi,

My wishlist:

1) A real live honest decent IM coach, who does actually have their OWN money making method that I can use, and who doesn't plan on ripping me off (5th time lucky?)
2) A decent yet cheap blog writing service where I can get 60 blog posts for $150 or less
3) A great new affiliate method to make $100 easily WITHOUT having to write endless articles/copy and SEO

Thanks Santa :)
 

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Damn, all I need for Christmas is help getting over my own resentment....

I accept that Santa Lewi is probably not a psychologist though :p

Any way to come across a free image hosting script that is like the imageshack clone, but easier to use and customize? :(

I want something like Blingee.com ... But since I cannot even customize the imageshack.us clone, is this impossible?
 

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montypython - this is not anne summers nor is it some other online sex shop for your left hand love needs.... santa encourages only midget or elf sex unfortunatly.

lotus - urrrrm i use to do mentoring but then ended up doing too much mentoring and too little work... i could possibly help you out but alot of info is already here now. In regards to articles either go for the autoblogs route or i do article re-writes for $1.50 or less each :p (self promo i know). Finnally research into relates forums and go post or pm spam the users there :) xrumer is great for that too....

vashtai - im sure you can find an ebook for that one :p its gotta exist if not you have just found the biggest money making niche around.... www.hotscripts.com offer a load of imageshack copy scripts also try looking on warez forums as thats were i have picked some up in the past (sorry i dont have one on my pc now). Try try and try again is what i allways tell my elves when the ass hole is too tight :p
 

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damn slow pc sorry

its christmas eve now so wont be doing this tommorow :( get in quick
 
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