The Real Father Christmas - here to make your christmas magical

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lol santa i wanna harness the power of your squidoo greatness to power my own balloon porn fetish :grin1:

As gay as that may sound santa also likes balloons and sex.....

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its just a shame that when you pop all the baloons you actually realise why the balloons were there in the first plae :)

be carefull next time (btw this pic was sent by dramtulla and is his mother who wanted to suprise him for his bday) j/k
 

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props given where props are due. santa lewi u ever considered comedy? and if i see your next lens including my niche ima go ape shit lol
 

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props given where props are due. santa lewi u ever considered comedy? and if i see your next lens including my niche ima go ape shit lol

santa doesnt do comedy.... just happens to be that the 'truth' is allways funny from another angle :p ha ha

but anyway i dont make adult lenses (yet).... you will have to run the balloon sex niche on your own for now.... hope your mum doesnt mind me posting the photo in public :p j/k

any more wishes and letters for santa this year?? he wont be doing this forever
 

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John Dough - do not steal santas magical christmas cheers thats hes spreading all over the land we all know he only wanted sexy mdget blonde prostitues with one green eye and another blue eye.... craigslist is not for that :p (unless your lucky lol)....
Lewi, if he'd have told me that I would have hooked him up with my sister!


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Thanks Lewi.

The offer was gift enough.

May you see greater prosperity n '09!
 

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John Dough - if your sister has anything to do with your niche then im sure shes super sexy :p (no people im not going to give his niche away) however short or midget like she is :D she still has :boobies:....

dating101 - santa doesnt need prosperity he has helper elves who make him happy sexually... not everything is about money hence why santa doesnt give money but only gifts :).... santas advise is worth more than anything especially at this time in the world. However you deserve the gift of thanks and so more reputation in the eyes of most people here :) you may use it to your full advantage :)
 

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I wish for some huge traffic to my sites (that doesn't cost money and that is easy to implement) cause I feel that 2009 is going to be my generous year and I intend to give each and one out there a free cookie. ;)
 

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I wish for some huge traffic to my sites (that doesn't cost money and that is easy to implement) cause I feel that 2009 is going to be my generous year and I intend to give each and one out there a free cookie. ;)

As long as that cookie isnt stuffing me up the asshole then santa is more than happy to recieve it... if you need any help then send me a pm as i know niches are very personal. Santas niche is midget porn btw incase anyone wanted to make as much money as i do.
 

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Dear Father Christmas,

I would like a list, regardless whether of short or long of adsense campaigns PM'd to me and any other tips that aren't shared around in the forum for adsense PM'd to me. I hope this counts as one thing, if not I beg for a working adsense campaigning list that is currently in use by others.

Regards,

l0cke
 

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Dear Father Christmas,

I would like a list, regardless whether of short or long of adsense campaigns PM'd to me and any other tips that aren't shared around in the forum for adsense PM'd to me. I hope this counts as one thing, if not I beg for a working adsense campaigning list that is currently in use by others.

Regards,

l0cke

santa although speaks many languages does not have the slightest elfing idea what on earth you are going on about.... adsense is a way to earn money on your site/blog etc...

list = site or blog -> add your adsense -> market -> wait for the check

:) merry christmas
 

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I want the answer. I'm currently going through a merger at work and while I currently have a day job, I have a strong suspicion it won't last, but I'm not really sure I care. I am so tired of others making decisions that affect my life. This is what brought me here. I'm doing okay money wise, but I just can't seem to break that barrier which would allow me to forget the job. No matter how much I work, I just don't seem to have enough time to get all the needed content created. I have a white hat site that is doing about 1500 uniques a day. If I could get it to 5K uniques a day then my problem is solved.

So Santa if you could please fly over my house and show me how to break that barrier then it would be most appreciated and would be appreciated by my wife and kid. I don't want to risk the domain with any real heavy blackhat stuff, but may take some chances with some gray hat. I think what I really need is a plentiful supply of fresh links.

If you could grant my list, then great. If not then please have a Merry Christmas and make sure you feed the reindeer.
 

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ok santa i want a big massive house and nice car and i want to make millions as a bh member
 

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dynamicvb you will get there :) a simple way to help inflate your visitor count is by adding a social bookmarking tool so that people can digg your site or add it to their facebook etc (im sure it will be around here somewere).... also there is an email all your friends type of script here (tell a friend) which would also work very well but only the one that they automatically get the list of their friends by entering the login info :) you should see 5k uniques in no time :) and many return visitors as it was suggested by their friends.... also look into youtube marketing and just download watermark and re-upload videos that you think might go viral or have and do replies :) (make sure they are relevent to your site)..... now then santa is a clever guy isnt he :)

chukster - you are now on the list of naughty children and santa will never visit you unless you change your attitude.... things like this take hardwork and dedication even santa himself isnt that advanced just yet.
 

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I want to see Snowwhite come flying over my house riding bare-back and naked on a reindeer....

Too much to ask?

mmmmmm now i would like a christmas present like that .....santa did you hear that !!!!
 

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I want the phone number of that hot brunette I chatted up tonight! But if you can't get it, my second wish is that someone helps me sell my eBook once it's ready.
 

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millyionnn - this wish has allready been delivered and shared to everyone in this thread... i posted a pick :) go and look and merry christmas.

beefsupreme - do you know her name age and location? then maybe you can get further with this or heck go to the same place and time next week or tommorow and see if you can find her :) she may be doing the same too.... otherwise lifes a bitch and yor the bastard that didnt pluck up enough courage to ask for her number :p lesson learnt i think.... regarding your ebook add it to any alternatives to clickbank and offer a commission between 60% and 75% and you will get many people promoting it for you :).... also a thread here will help when its done... just make sure its a good product :)
 

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beefsupreme - do you know her name age and location? then maybe you can get further with this or heck go to the same place and time next week or tommorow and see if you can find her :) she may be doing the same too.... otherwise lifes a bitch and yor the bastard that didnt pluck up enough courage to ask for her number :p lesson learnt i think.... regarding your ebook add it to any alternatives to clickbank and offer a commission between 60% and 75% and you will get many people promoting it for you :).... also a thread here will help when its done... just make sure its a good product :)
I was gonna ask her number but I forgot and by the time I remembered I was already out of the club! But I guess I have mostly myself to blame :p

Yeah it's gonna be a quality product for sure, I'm putting my heart and soul into it, and it's regarding a subject that I'm very experienced with, so it should be good. I'll post up a thread here and hopefully some of you guys can help out.


Merry xmas! :D
 

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Yeah it's gonna be a quality product for sure, I'm putting my heart and soul into it, and it's regarding a subject that I'm very experienced with, so it should be good.

Unfortunatly 'how to have left hand sex whenever you want' doesnt really count as a good ebook :p but best of luck to you and happy holidays :)
 

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no more children wanting to get any gifts this christmas??? santa thought he would be alot busier than this :( oh well you must all be bad children instead lol
 

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Ive already spent $500 on myself while xmas shopping for others lol. Thats not gonna stop me from buying XRumer as well as I want that 4 Xmas :D
 
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