The Real Father Christmas - here to make your christmas magical

Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas!

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Santa, Old Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Papa Noel whatever you want to call him has arrived And has taken the form of lewi this year... for the bhw community....

he will be trying to get round everyone who wants to make a reasonable christmas wish and supplying them with it.... he only gives gifts to the good children and refuses to give gifts of money because those gifts are only for selfish children in the world and i do hope none of you are selfish here.

So make your christmas wish list of a maximum of 1 thing per person....

be creative as santa doesnt like children who dont use their imagination while they still have it....

christmas wishes
Old Saint Lewi

P.S. santa isnt as mobile as last year and his raindeer's arnt as fast as they use to be anymore so not all children will get gifts.

 

lol @ the christmas list..ah hell whynot..ummmmm santa lewi..i want aaaaaaaaaa *twiddlin thumbs* free squidoo lens from regular lewi for christmas!

 

I want to see Snowwhite come flying over my house riding bare-back and naked on a reindeer....

Too much to ask?

 

Merry Christmas To You! As you know im spreading christmas joy to only the good children *gets his list*.... and un-fortunatly it seems you have been only good enough to receive a free squidoo lense if you can provide me with all the information that you want on your lense and your squidoo login details (however the elves this year have forgotten how to optimise them unfortunatly for you).

Now now children just because one person got a squidoo lense doesnt mean you will too... santa like origional ideas not copy cats.

 

i want an ounce of pure china white heroin and a silver needle

 

I want to become a super affiliate, no matter what happens.

 

Ho Ho Ho Ho! Some reason santa thinks not of snowwhite as a hoe but maybe he can work his magic over your dreams this year..... for you have been a good boy and worked hard.

The elves are now working on your wishes and will get back to you in due time.

 

I want to make at least 100 sales before this Christmas day !

Santa Lewi, please give your miracle to me !

 

Bad Boys dont get anything for christmas! you should work harder next year!

 

That's the best most thoughtful Christmas wish I've ever seen.

 

Sant does not work miracles without your help aswell.... you have beena good boy but you are not working hard enough.... maybe you should look at outsourcing some work and investing a bit more time in actually working rather than naked people and games. Then you will succeed!

Even santa hires elves to do his work because hes a lazy bitch!

 

woo hooooo HELL YEAH! I mean uhh...thanks santa lewi.

Guys santa lewi really does exist!

Sidenote: Thanks for the lens lewi but I'll pass, just getting into the spirit!

 

For those who are confused about santa, a brief article is written in wikipedia. I found out all the information about santa from wiki.

 

Oh Santa Lewi. There are a lot of things i wish. But i am sure that you don't want my fat ass to sit on your lap and tell you all the things i wish.

 

please santa give me xrumer! I need to buy new mercedes lol

 

Santa Lewi I Want a EPN A/C Free.

 

You like many others will only prosper if you try hard.... maybe next christmas you will reach your goal but this christmas is sooo close i think you will only get close.... dont dispare however keep working hard and you will gain what you want

Sant can only advise you in selling gay porn movies.... his elves prefer midget movies unfortunatly.

 

A beautiful blonde hooker that will only hang out for an hour

 

i second that but if thats not ok then


id like to get every fucking program work thats problem number one

everytime takes day or 2 to get something work lol then " now i can do something woot woot"

 

@ Santa Lewi

I have tried quite hard, but not hard enough ! Will do my best to achieve that goal ! Maybe Santa can help me how to optimize my sales ?

EDIT : anyway, I don't like adult market, not suitable for me, lol.