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The qwertboy "Unofficial" official welcome guide to BHW!!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by qwertyboy, Sep 3, 2008.

  1. qwertyboy

    qwertyboy Newbie

    Apr 19, 2014
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    Welcome to BHW !!
    Thank you for your registration. I am sure you are ready to post some amazing question, such as, ?How do I make money on the internet??, ?Can you get me a serial number for Micros0ft Orfic3??,? I want to hack [email protected] for accounts?. Maybe you want to start to pm everyone on this board with things like,?I need emails addresses, send to me , thanks. Your cool?

    Well, before you do anything, I want you to read this guide first so you don?t get banned day one.

    1. Search our sister site.

    What? You didn?t know we had a sister site? Well we do. For example, go to this url: http://www.google.com . This site was put up by this forum some years ago. Ask your question there first, and if you cant find it after 2 -3 pages of results, try asking it different.

    ?How do I make money on the internet??

    Holy cow!! Look at all those results? Now here is the first trick you will learn?.Please do not share this one, but READ the results. You will read a LOT, some good some bad, but you need to start somewhere. Some of the best member of this forum have asked 5 questions, and they are all GOOD questions, and are not general. If you skip this step, I promise you give up your career on the internet, because you will make nothing, not a penny, so stop now. Save your money. Buy oil, and go away.

    2. Search this site.

    Huh ? Yes what is that funky white box in the top left ? I see something that says ?Search forums? but that is for everyone else.

    WRONG, and now you are banned !! See the reason this box is there, so you can search for you answer. Is a new concept in forums, just came out this week. Sure you are new to forums, no problem, but now you know.

    So you searched both of these and found a acronym you do not know. Guess what, search that. All of this is called ?field research?. You do this for days or weeks till you do one post on this forum. This is what makes the best there is, well, the best there is.

    3. Don?t sell me anything Mr. 0 posts

    You are new here, you need to respect this community. If you have a great software, or service, you need to be able to give the admins here a review copy, let them tell you if they like it, hate it, or is needed. If they say we don?t need it, sorry, go away and find another forum

    4. Don?t spam ?Nice post?, or ?PM Sent?

    There is a button called ?Thanks? use it. Also a way exists for any member to know they have a PM. Is a secret, but trust me they know. Do not spam the forum to get up your posts.

    5. Have fun !

    Yes at the end of the day have fun with this. All of us are very busy, and will help you. I?m the new guy here, and this is my 2 cents. Maybe Harro made you read this, and you have to answer 3 questions before you become a member? Well, hope this helped.

    Ok I?m done ranting. I need to go post ?How do I make money with ebay?? in the forums?.

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  2. MontyzPython

    MontyzPython BANNED BANNED

    Nov 3, 2007
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    Hey, how do I make da moniez on MySpace? Nice post, though. The world would be a better place if everyone used the Search button up at the top.
  3. crsk8andsno56

    crsk8andsno56 Senior Member

    Jan 20, 2008
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    This actually is a good post.. Thought it was going to be crap coming in here but well done

    I like the sister site part :)
  4. CasinoJack

    CasinoJack BANNED BANNED

    Jan 17, 2009
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    Funny as hell
  5. black1411

    black1411 Junior Member

    Dec 14, 2008
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    damn good stuff, should be sticky. love the sarcastic style.