Redknight942
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- Jul 21, 2021
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Just began learning to write copy, and it's tough!
I've already learned a lot lurking here, and so much more to come!
But putting it into practice is impossible!
But I find- writing is easy if you stop caring about anything and everything!
Just become a nihilist! That's the first step.
Begin on this journey by erasing any possible distractions in your life, such as but not limited to:
Watch for qualities of boredom brewing, such as fidgeting hands, feet, legs, constant sighing, and frequent trips to the bathroom.
Once steeped, the boredom should overcome the ADHD-like mind of the average millenial.
You are now ready to write:
Be certain to use plenty of exclamations and speak forcefully and with vigor!
Finally, top it off with using your audience's fear for your own profit!
That's it! The cure to writer's block.
I've already learned a lot lurking here, and so much more to come!
But putting it into practice is impossible!
But I find- writing is easy if you stop caring about anything and everything!
Just become a nihilist! That's the first step.
Begin on this journey by erasing any possible distractions in your life, such as but not limited to:
- Going outside
- Having a social life™
- "Quality time" with family and friends
- Hobbies of any sort.
- The joy of rolling a perfect sushi roll.
- Video games, art, music, television
- VHS low quality amateur GW videos,
- Other books (icky)
Watch for qualities of boredom brewing, such as fidgeting hands, feet, legs, constant sighing, and frequent trips to the bathroom.
Once steeped, the boredom should overcome the ADHD-like mind of the average millenial.
You are now ready to write:
Be certain to use plenty of exclamations and speak forcefully and with vigor!
Finally, top it off with using your audience's fear for your own profit!
That's it! The cure to writer's block.
