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The Night is Young, Make Use of it!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by SPQR, Jan 5, 2014.

  1. SPQR

    SPQR Elite Member

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    About to hit bed and everything.. then BAM.. Hot sauce in my eyes. Fuck me, right?
    Anyways, that experience basically made it uncomfortable to go to sleep right now.
    Thus, something hit me. Why not make use of the time? aha, well blerg.
     
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  2. funkybunker

    funkybunker Supreme Member

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    Do I want to know how hot sauce got into your eyes?
    Is gravity different in your house?
     
  3. SPQR

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    Late night munchies, blah blah. Got this sweet new Sriracha stuff, due to the huge buzz in the food community. I then decided that it was smart to put the bottle near my nose, and squeeze lightly to smell it. Little did I know, it was clogged. So my natural reaction was to squeeze harder. That shit was like Ol' Faithful, spewing everywhere. I then got it in my eyes, and partly in my nose. Hey, it was a good way to clear my system. Anyways, I then was glad that I had eye-drops, I kept my face under it. Most likely saved my vision, it was only a flight of stairs away.

    So just like the ancestors of humans, after a battle, you must eat the flesh of your enemies. It just so happened that my enemy was this Sriracha spicy pepper sauce, and so I put it on my noodles. Top-Ramen noodles.

    I cannot type for shit at night, so excuse my grammatical errors and what-not.
     
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  5. SPQR

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    Wait, hold on. Here is a picture of the shizzle that caused some of the most eye-oriented pain I have ever had.
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    I've seen that around before, thanks for the warning haha.

    I have run into some of the most fucked up threads tonight hahahaha good Lord.
     
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    I am not the man to judge people by their sexual orientation. In fact, I love everybody. However, I am not in the mood; funkybunker.