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The New Restroom Policy

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Prideoflion, Sep 12, 2008.

  1. Prideoflion

    Prideoflion Registered Member Premium Member

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    Student
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    The Magical Land Of Texas
    To: All employees
    From: Management
    RE: Restroom Policy

    In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under information guidelines. Effective Feb. 1, 2008, a Restroom TripPolicy (RTP) will be established to provide a consistent method of accounting for each employee's restroom time.

    Under this policy, a "Restroom Trip Bank" will be established for each employee. The first day of each month, employees will be given aRestroom Trip Credit of 20. Restroom Trip Credits can be accumulated from month to month.

    Within two weeks, the entrances to all restrooms are being equipped with personnel identification stations and computer linked voice recognition devices. Before January 31, each employee must provide two copies of voice prints (one normal and one under stress) to Management. The voice print recognition will be in operation, but not connected to restrooms until the end of the month. Employees should acquaint themselves with these stations during that period.

    If an employee's Restroom Trip Bank balance reaches zero, the doors to the restroom will not unlock for that employee's voice until the first of the month. In addition, any restroom stalls that are occupied for more than three minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty seconds after the alarm sounds, the roll of paper will retract, the toilet will flush and the stall door will open. If the stall still remains occupied, your picture will be taken.

    The picture will then be posted on the wall in the main office. This is being done to eliminate dilly-dallying in the restrooms. Anyone's picture showing up three times will immediately be terminated.

    If you have any questions about the RTP, please ask your supervisor.

    ......WTF :rolleyes:
     
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  2. bpaw

    bpaw Junior Member

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    Where is this from? Hopefully not your work?

    Kind of reminds of a hall pass when you were in kindergarten. How bizarre.
     
  3. cokely

    cokely Registered Member

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    lol I hope this is a joke.. right?
     
  4. blackhit

    blackhit Super Moderator Staff Member Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Hey that's from my company!!!

    When they started this, I started p*ssing in the plants.
     
  5. deth_by_uv

    deth_by_uv Power Member

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    "under stress"...lol...you mean like when you gotta take a dump and you can feel the tip of the log about to slip out?...Or when it's peeping out like a turtle head?...

    That would be my email inquiry to my supervisor...