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the most WTF site I've ever read

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  1. BlackSeng

    BlackSeng Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    I was doing some acne research and I bump into this forum.

    This girl asked if semen can treat acne... then there's this guy said semen have many miracle uses. He even posted his website:

    http://www.sementherapy.com


    wtf?
     
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    its true, semen has many miracles uses, that is y i pump them directly into the girls throat for better results.
     
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    Haha.

    Listen up ladies! "Semen content Selenium and Glycoproteins fight cancer"

    Semen Content

    ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
    blood-group antigens (from immune system)
    calcium (mineral)
    chlorine (oxidizing agent)
    cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
    chlorine (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
    citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
    creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
    deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
    fructose (sugar used for energy)
    glutathione (peptide amino acid)
    Glycoproteins (cancer fighting agent)
    hyaluronidase (enzyme)
    inositol (sugar found in muscles)
    lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
    magnesium (mineral)
    nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
    phosphorus (mineral)
    prostaglandins (good for pregnancy)
    potassium (mineral)
    purine (compound of uric acid)
    pyrimidine (organic base)
    pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
    selenium (cancer fighting agent)
    sodium (salt)
    sorbitol (body alcohol)
    spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
    spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
    urea (from urine)
    uric acid (from urine)
    vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
    zinc (mineral)
     
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    Hahah sounds CRAZY

    Wish all the chicks believed this ;) jk jk
     
  5. BlackSeng

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    Advice to BHW members:


    1. Spread this rumour in your school/workplace - massive propaganda
    2. Invite females to your room.
    3. Fire-hose them all.
     
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    Its called creating a niche GG
     
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    Hey, that sounds like a good business ;)

    Start a website - state all the semen benefits.
    Tell everyone you're selling your top-quality semen which has at least 100-million sperms per milimeter.

    Start jerking off everyday and collect it in a jar.

    Profit it by selling them.

    You get the money; they get your beneficial semen - everybody wins!
     
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    This was actually on a few fictional tv shows - woman using it as face treatment and anti aging cream

    One was so twisted where a mother would collect her sons samples by providing him little sample jars to use...................... WTF sick hey maybe it has crossed over from fictional to actual to be used now

    Maybe guys can get paid providing the main ingredient to face cream makers
     
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    lol to kypter.

    hmm.. maybe that is why pornstars got such good complexion?
     
  11. Spydr

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    Semen rebill guys?
     
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    hahaha........though I do noe of this girl who really used her bf's sperm for an almost-daily facial and marvelled at how it had helped her complexion......maybe for those suffering from semen overload could consider going into this niche. This also reminds me of an article I read long ago about how people made money from ridiculous ways. One was the selling of pet rocks and the other was this guy who sold his urine for druggies who needed to go for urine tests.....think the article said he made about $100k a year........pretty neat if you ask me............
     
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    The world has become wtf again.
     
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    I can't believe that I'm throwing away this 'miracle natural product' into the toilet/condom. :eek:
     
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    This surprises you? I see more "WTF" things when staring out the window.