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THE LIFE OF MR. RATTO & MR. RATTO's WEEKLY GIVEAWAY!!! -50 FREE ARTICLES-

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  1. Reyone

    Reyone Elite Member

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    ---- THREAD CLOSED 05/30/2014 ----
    Before we move onto the weekly giveaway, I would like you all to know who is Mr. Ratto and tell you the story of his life, a story full of sorrow, tears and dreams. Without further delay, here it is

    The Life of Mr. Ratto

    Once upon a time in Italy there was a poor family known as the Rattos. The Rattos lived in the sewers of Florence where they had to work very hard to bring food to the table. Papa Ratto was a tail polisher, similar job to the shoe polisher we all know, but instead of shoes he polished tails. He did not make much money, and his wife Federica fixed old rags into cheap sweaters. The Rattos had a daughter, "Ratilla", a very pretty little Rat that was in the eyes of many people.

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    Due to the hostile conditions in the sewers, Ratilla fell under the claws of the Felino clan, a network of evil cats who lured poor people into their drug dealings and a large prostitution network. Ratilla had no option but to end up in their prostitution network... She was promised gold and cheese, but in the end, she was no more than a slave like all of the other girls.

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    All in all the Rattos had it pretty tough... They kept being robbed by rat Gangs and by other evil creatures that lived in the sewers in Florence. Papa Ratto and Federica were truly desperate and really didn't know what to do. Life was sad in the sewers and nothing seemed to get better. Soon after, the Rattos were blessed with another baby, this time a baby boy, they named him Vinny.

    Vinny grew up in horrible conditions, he was always working on small jobs here and there trying to raise some coins for some cheese. Due to this, Vinny turned out to be an incredibly smart Rat and soon after he turned 16, he moved to "Googlo", known as the city that never sleeps. Googlo was a wealthy city in which each street was dedicated to different businesses.
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    Vinny got settled down in Googlo and he quickly learnt how it all worked. The businesses in Google needed constant content that would tell the mayor of Googlo "Matto Cunto" that their business was up to date. Vinny was sure to be a smart rat and he came up with an amazing system that allowed him to provide content to all of the businesses so they could keep up with Matto's demands.

    After a few years in business, everybody knew Vinny as Mr. Ratto, and everyone came to him for favors and content request. And that is how we know him today, Mr. Ratto, lord of bulk content and tamer of evil.

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    MR. RATTO'S WEEKLY GIVEAWAY!
    LETS CELEBRATE MR. RATTO'S SUCCESS!

    Mr. Ratto wants to celebrate his success by giving out 50 articles completely free of charge, but in order to do so, you must guess the correct answer. Mr. Ratto has been after a couple of businesses that have been causing him trouble, and he is going to... well, solve the issues with them :)

    Can you guess which business is he going to "solve issues" with?


    1. The Felino Clan (The gang in charge of drugs and prostitution)
    2. The Aligator Network (Ripping businesses with their "protection")
    3. The Sheep Alliance (A kindergarten)
    4. Lloydo (Googlo's Bank)
    5. The Fetuchinnos (Restaurant chain)
    6. NatoEast (A smaller bank in Googlo)
    7. The Pesces (A seafood oriented chain of restaurants)
    8. The NexusBonders (A company helping businesses achieve success)
    9. BlackhatRats (A community of honest rats helping each other)
    10. WarriorCats (A community of dishonest cats selling useless information to poor businesses)

    And Remember - Be Smart and Trust the Rat
     

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  2. Biznik

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    Dear Mr. Ratto,

    Let us work together to defeat all of our enemies: the coldhearted Felino gang, Googlo's money-laundering, terrorist-funding Lloydo Bank (or their smaller NatoEast counterpart), and the foolish WarriorCats.

    We shall not forget the The Aligator Network, nor the The Sheep Alliance, nor The Fetuchinnos, for they have committed heinous crimes against us. The NexusBonders and BlackhatRats are equally deserving of punishment, despite their false sense of "company" or "community".

    They are nothing of the sort.

    With your amazing article writing skills and my determination, we shall rule above them all.
     
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  3. 2DHades

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    I go with 10.

    1. WarriorCats (A community of dishonest cats selling useless information to poor businesses)

     
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  4. srb888

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    Forget the freebies, finish the story now... tell us first where is poor girl Ratilla now? Did she get scr3wed too often? :sob sob: :(
     
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  5. Reyone

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    Winner will be selected among the people who select the right answer
    winner will be announced on friday!
     
  6. srb888

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    I will opt for what mr. matto cuntso will never choose in real life: #8

    :)
     
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  7. spectrejoe

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    9 Blackhat rats
     
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  8. D.A. Mokes

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    I'll go with ......

    9. BlackhatRats (A community of honest rats helping each other)
     
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    2.The Aligator Network (Ripping businesses with their "protection

    for no particular reason
     
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    4.Lloydo (Googlo's Bank)
     
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  11. Reyone

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    Nobody else wants free articles?
     
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    Number 2. The Alligator Network

    What happened to Ratilla? Did Mr Ratto hire her to work with him ? Please say yes
    lol
     
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    I want to see Ratilla rescued from the Felino clan. But I'm gonna have to go with #4 (Lloydo).
     
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  14. Retraction

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    I go with the Alligator Network.
     
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    I would say #1 due to them being the predators.
     
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    I think it's number 6. NatoEast (A smaller bank in Googlo), I've got interested in your freebies. Haha! Hope I get that! Cheers! it's a great story ;) Will wait for the next episode. Thank You for sharing!
     
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  17. Reyone

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    Keep guessing keep guessing!
     
  18. givensia

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    I go with 5. The Fettuchinos. Shady restaurant if you ask me!!
     
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    Contests are prohibited man.
     
  20. pierre1101rock

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    My answer would have to be the Pesces
     
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