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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by homenet, May 17, 2010.

  1. homenet

    homenet Power Member

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    Quickly browsing through my spam one of my email accounts I saw a message with the subject "GOOD DAY DEAR FRIEND", now at first I thought this was another email from Mr Chong in China who wants to pay me $500,000, but oh no.. check this out:

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    Dear Friend,
    How are you? I hope all is well with your family, friends and pets. I hope
    this urgent mail meets you in a perfect condition. We have no time to
    waste regarding the information I am about to tell you, it is an urgent
    and
    
    serious matter.
    
    My name is Professor FRANK, senior data analyst here at the CERN institute
    based here in Geneva(http://public.web.cern.ch/public/) CERN, the European
    Organization for Nuclear Research, is one of the world?s largest and most
    respected centres for scientific research. Its business is fundamental
    physics, finding out what the Universe is made of and how it works.  You
    may have seen on the news that, in recent days, our Large Hadron Collider
    machine has been colliding high-speed beams of energy in order to explore
    new physics and understand how the universe began. CERN have been adamant
    that this is safe, however I KNOW THE TRUTH.
    The truth is that this experiment that CERN are conducting is extremely
    dangerous, and could cause global disaster.  This experiment has a 95% of
    causing a black hole, thus swallowing a large area of the planet. The
    scientists do not want you to know this as they know it will cause panic.
    
    However, I can help you.
    
    I am arranging for a number of selected people to be evacuated to a safe
    location on an island in the South Pacific via aeroplane. You have been
    selected from random to take part in this evacuation, thus continuing the
    survival of the human race.
    Please, if you are interested, email me back immediately with the
    following information:
    
    Full name:
    Age:
    Contact number:
    Country:
    Email address:
    
    Please send all emails to my private box:>
    professor.frank.miller@gmail.com
        Regards, and God bless.
          Professor FRANK
    So apparently the world is going to be swallowed up by a black hole and Professor frank wants to take me to a remote desert island, arent I lucky!

    I wonder how many people are actually going to fall for this?
     
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  2. hitman247

    hitman247 Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Looks 100% legitimate to me! Congrats on being selected!
     
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  3. homenet

    homenet Power Member

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    Thanks, have fun in your black hole! :p
     
  4. goodguy333

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    Lol!
    Thank god he did not ask for monies...
    But that is hardly believable.. lol...:D
     
  5. Grizzy

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    OP you lucky bastard, you're gonna have one helluva of a good time once the forced breeding begins. :boobies:
     
  6. toyo

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    One thing I didin't get was how would this guy monetize the details he receives...

    Full name:
    Age:
    Contact number:
    Country:
    Email address:

    These details area useless, unless he'll use it for more spam... If you reply, he'll probably put you in the "dumb fucks" segment of his lists...
     
  7. Gandalf's Mate

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    I love the way that you'll be safe from a black hole because you're on the other side of the planet. :D
     
  8. HoNeYBiRD

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  9. MrSmith

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    I didn't know black holes just swallow a little bit, but not everything? LOL

    Also... I guess you're so special you should email him back :)
     
  10. SEO20

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    I also got this AND won the lottery. Now waiting for the release of my funds - had to pay a small fee to get it released. But they money is on it's way - I'M sure of it.

    I'M so lucky.
     
  11. homenet

    homenet Power Member

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    lol yeh, I guess there must be a remote island somewhere that is immune to black holes? anyway since im so special I'm going to email my friend back, will keep you posted with any updates :D

    seo20 - wow congrats! Guess ill be seeing you on the desert island. Make sure you bring some beer.
     
  12. SEO20

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    You will find me in the bar. Think inflation can be an issue in a matter of days :)
     
  13. Scarface1984

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    Maybe he is filling cpa offers with the info :D
     
  14. keverone

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    Hey quit posting my email niche, now every one knows .. nmad uoy << no not mispelled

    kidding by the way.. But hey that is old news already we've already swallowed up by the black hole, but the Gooberment just wont admit it.
     
  15. toyo

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    I'm a blackhatter, I blend in well with black holes...
     
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    This is all a mix up, This email was actually intended for John Cusack and it was Sent from Woody Harrelson.

    Apologies for the shitty movie reference.
     
  17. pastilan

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    I almost died laughing!
     
  18. exXtr@

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    lol that must be one of the funniest spam mails I ever read. I seriously wonder who believes crap like this.
     
  19. magpie2419

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    We should have some fun with this Someone email him back something like this; Keep the replies on the forum.

    Dear Proff Frank,
    Wow thanks a million I just knew that this Headon collider was going to be trouble, we shouldnt be a messing with these black wholes, can you tell me are the Aliens behind all this I just bet you its them. When I was kidnapped by the grey men they told me that they were going to do something bad to us earthlings. I guess this is it.
    Can I bring bubbles with me as well, I just couldn't leave him alone again after his last owner died and left him.

    I have my passport and bags ready Proff just give me the go ahead and Im off.
    Thank god the Aliens didnt get a good person like you Proff Frank.

    Get back to me soon I don't want to go down no black whole.

    PS could you not just unplug the headon collider. No I guess not a smart guy like you would have thought of that. Do I bring my credit cards and money let me know.
     
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  20. freefox

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    this spam was funny