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The horny rooster

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by the_punisher, May 29, 2009.

  1. the_punisher

    the_punisher Power Member

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    Got this as an sms today.. loved it.

    A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster... one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

    So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Henry a little pep talk: "Henry", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff". And without a word, Henry strutted into the henhouse.

    Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, until Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn't stop there.

    Henry went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, "Stop, Henry!! You'll kill yourself"!!

    But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

    Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry. The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy".

    "Shhhhhhh", Henry whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer".
     
  2. stick777

    stick777 Registered Member

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    That was cute, here's one to add.


    When to Start Cussing:


    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know
    what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started
    cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say
    something with ass..' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
    When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
    wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom , I guess I'll have
    some Cheerios.' WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
    kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his
    mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him
    in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'




    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
    stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

    I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'