1) I want this to be longer than that "Longest Thank-You Thread". His lame post sets the standard. While drooling idiots take turns bowing to each other and offering to let them go through the door first, we will don our combat fatigues and our camo, weapon, kit, ammunition, intel and comm equipment and embark on a machine to defeat these old bastards. 2) The one that makes the most money wins. Who shall win? Team Experience, with their proven track record and their panache for plucking victory from the jaws of defeat, or Team Strength, who are not debilitated by routine maladies so frequent among the old, and have the drive & determination. They have something to prove. 3) This thread is a standard "fill in the blank" type of thread. One endeavor is to create a comprehensive list on all the possible and known variations on this theme, and then review each one for it's maximum profit potential. 4) Identify other means of creating User Interest and Participation. Start separate thread making individual inquiries about each of them. Use the resultant data for future requests for funding and tactical approval for advanced operations. Get the Generals and CEO's involved, in short. 5) Execute. Create an execution thread, where well-written directives make it perfectily clear what is expected of them, so that no one can claim ignorance of exactly what that was when facing public scrutiny for having failed to meet those expectations. Feeling pressure? You should. We're coming after the money. This one is for keeps. 6) Or not. It could be a feint. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feint Okay, this thing has to come back full circle. How we get there is still undocumented. Finally, as an aside. I "befriend" people that have made some kind of impression on me. If you are on my friend's list, it is for at least one good reason. I am a "Quality over Quantity" kind of guy. I'd rather work real hard for a lot of money real fast, than barely work at all for a little bit of money for the rest of my life. If you are not on my friend's list, it is either because I haven't noticed you or something you said worth noticing (IMO), or you've pissed me off in some way. If you are in the second catagory, here's my basic message to all of you collectively. "So you have talent. So what. Lots of people have talent, but they have the same percentage of retards, douchebags, assholes, dumbfucks and dishonest, low-life motherfuckers as the general population. And I either think you are, I know you are but I'm keeping my peace because you might be worth a second chance, or I'm just waiting for the moment when you do or say something stupid and I'm going to pounce on you like a hungry cougar, disembowel you with my back claws and dine on the grass that's in your entrails. You are a plant-eater, a pacifist, and a parasite, and humanity would be better off if you were dead. All I'm doing is making that argument, and inviting someone to justfiably kill you, and all to serve my self-centered need for entertainment. That's how much you mean to me (and everyone else). So. Lessee where this line is (tap, tap, tap, tap....) I'm sure I saw it around here somewhares. I distinctly remember that rule that says that you are not allowed to offend people in the name of being funny, winning wars, making money or self-survival. Hay, maybe that's my next thread "New Set of Rules for People That Can Prove They are Not Retarded".