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The fastest ever way to get money with out doing nearly anything at all!

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by fxmaster, May 5, 2008.

  1. fxmaster

    fxmaster Regular Member

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    I fount this on a site not tested it though because its not my kind of thing.


    What you need...

    - 1 tsp powdered cinnamon.
    - 1 tsp powdered ginger.
    - 1 tsp dried basil.

    Dust your hands with the cinnamon, ginger and basil, and rub them together vigorously. Say out loud the exact amount of money you need ( like $55.60) Then say it this chant three times, " Money Money come to me, As I will so mote it be!"

    - These three herbs are thought to attract wealth and success. But only ask for the amount you need!

    WAIT ABOUT 14 DAYSS FOR YOUR MONEY!

    If this works for you then pm me and i'll give you more stuff like this! :D
     
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  2. snowwhite

    snowwhite Power Member

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    this recipe doesnt work well if you do not add the following ingredients

    1/4 cup olive oil
    1 (3 pound) whole chicken, cut into pieces
    6 slices bacon, diced
    2 onions, chopped
    1 cup fresh sliced mushrooms
    1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley
    1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 cup white wine
    1 pound tomatoes diced

    be sure to chant the following in order to make the magic more powerful:
    Trinka Five, Trinka Five, ancient spirits come alive.
    Money grow and money thrive, spirits of the Trinka Five.


    Seriously what is happening here?
     
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  3. idk12

    idk12 Junior Member

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    no no no,

    it wont work unless you add these aswell.

    • 3/4 cup sugar
    • 3/4 cup packed brown sugar
    • 1 cup butter
    • 1 large egg
    • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
    • 1 teaspoon baking soda
    • 1/2 teaspoon salt
    • 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
    • if desired, 1 cup chopped pecans
     
  4. mentalist

    mentalist Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Is there a tool that can automate the steps for me?
     
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  5. kenpodude

    kenpodude Registered Member

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    Does anyone know a cheap source for the cinnamon?
     
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  6. fxmaster

    fxmaster Regular Member

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    ebay.com

    Don't forget to add some mac donalds fries in there!
     
  7. WizGizmo

    WizGizmo Super Moderator Staff Member Premium Member

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    No, you have it all wrong.

    You take:
    - 1/4 Cup of Cinnamon
    - 2 teaspoons of Olive Oil
    - 1 Cup of Mollasses
    - 3 pounds of horse manure
    and rub all the inredients vigorously between your hands.

    Then you say:

    "Alakazaam, Alakazit,
    Boy do my hands smell like shit!"

    - "WizGizmo" - ;) ;) ;)
     
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  8. snowwhite

    snowwhite Power Member

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    Yes I second the motion. I hope someone finds a way to automate it. Anyone has a script or bot for this?
     
  9. boomboomer

    boomboomer Executive VIP

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    I'm planning to write up a quick ebook on this and sell it on DP .... how many copies do u fellas think this'll sell ?
     
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  10. justmeron

    justmeron Power Member

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    you forgot the secret ingredient, "dro" :cool: then you will see whatever you want.
     
  11. ajaj

    ajaj Registered Member

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    This system won't work on vista :(
    Any updates ? maybe I need better ingredients !
     
  12. snowwhite

    snowwhite Power Member

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    Dear this is the latest version. It works on vista as long as you get the right kind of cinnamon and dont forget the chant
     
  13. happy_martin

    happy_martin Newbie

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    Hey, this isn't working!

    I've been using Cinnamomum cassia with modest success for the last month but now it's just stopped working. Every time I add it today i get just a gooey mess which is nearly impossible to wash off!

    I now have 40 kilos of this damn stuff filling up my bedroom and I've learnt from a friend that only cinnamon prepared by the hands of nubile virgins works these days since the technique became well known online.

    I'm looking for at least 30 nubile virgins to help me out. Please email a brief message to me explaining that "I have read and completely understand your work" so that I know you'll be well-qualified to help me.

    Ideal candidates will be interviewed and monitored via ODesk. Please only contact me if you are ...

    1) an experienced nubile virgin with a minimum of 3 years experience
    2) familiar with cinnamon byproducts in both native and international formats.
    3) able to commit to ridiculously overpolite emails explaining why you like cinnamon.

    Alternatively if anybody is reading this, I'll be really happy to be your assistant. If you can just teach me everything you know and make me at least $100 a day I shall leave positive feedback for you in this forum.

    No timewasters please.

    Martin
     
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  14. boomboomer

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    maybe you have to optimize your chants better to make it work ..
     
  15. Jimmyvee

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    Can someone upload it to rapidshare??
     
  16. chachinga

    chachinga Guest

    Don't you need to add a couple of HPS 1000 watt lightbulbs somewhere on a 12 hour cycle?
     
  17. Kärpänen

    Kärpänen Registered Member

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    Just did this! Wish me luck, will report back in 14 days!
     
  18. MontyzPython

    MontyzPython BANNED BANNED

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    Damn it! I was going to release this as an exclusive 'quit your day job' opportunity and sell the recipe for $500.

    Thanks a lot for blowing it for me.

    :wtf1:
     
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  19. oldenstylehats

    oldenstylehats Elite Member Premium Member

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    You guys are crazy doing this on your own. This can be easily outsourced to India for $0.01 per vigorous rub!
     
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  20. justmeron

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    don't rub too vigorously, could get a little messy. :D