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The 'Conspiracy Theory' Detector

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Dec 16, 2010.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

    Apr 2, 2008
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    For those of you who enjoy wasting your time on C.T.s, this article by Mike Shermer (of 'Skeptic Magazine') shows you how to separate the wheaties from the crappola.

    How To Tell The Difference Between True And False Conspiracy Theories

    This past September 23, 2010 a Canadian 9/11 ?truther? confronted me after a talk I gave at the University of Lethbridge. He turned out to be a professor there who had one of his students filming the ?confrontation.?

    By early next morning the video was online, complete with music, graphics, cutaways and edits apparently intended to make me appear deceptive (search YouTube for ?Michael Shermer, Anthony J. Hall?).

    ?You, sir, are not skeptical on that subject ? you are gullible,? Hall raged.

    ?We can see that the official conspiracy theory is discredited. It is very clear that the official story is a disgrace, and people who go along with it like you and who mix it in with this whole Martian/alien thing is discrediting and a shame and a disgrace to the economy and to the university? [sic].

    Hall teaches globalization studies and believes that 9/11 is just one in a long line of conspiratorial actions by those in power to suppress liberties and control the world.

    Conspiracy theories are a dollar a dozen. While in Calgary on that same trip, I met a politician who told me that he believes the fluoridation of water is the greatest scam ever perpetrated on the public.

    Others have regaled me for hours with their breathless tales of who really killed JFK, RFK, MLK, Jr., Jimmy Hoffa and Princess Diana.

    Along with the nefarious goings on of the Federal Reserve, the New World Order, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, Yale University?s secret society of Skull and Bones, the Knights Templar, the Freemasons, the Illuminati, the Bilderberg Group, the Rothschilds, the Rockefellers and the Learned Elders of Zion.

    It would take Madison Square Garden to hold them all for a world-domination meeting.

    Nevertheless, we cannot just dismiss all such theories out of hand, because real conspiracies do sometimes happen. Instead we should look for signs that indicate a conspiracy theory is likely to be untrue.

    The more that it manifests the following characteristics, the less probable that the theory is grounded in reality:

    1. Proof of the conspiracy supposedly emerges from a pattern of ?connecting the dots? between events that need not be causally connected.

    When no evidence supports these connections except the allegation of the conspiracy or when the evidence fits equally well to other causal connections ? or to randomness ? the conspiracy theory is likely to be false.

    2. The agents behind the pattern of the conspiracy would need nearly superhuman power to pull it off. People are usually not nearly so powerful as we think they are.

    3. The conspiracy is complex, and its successful completion demands a large number of elements.

    4. Similarly, the conspiracy involves large numbers of people who would all need to keep silent about their secrets. The more people involved, the less realistic it becomes.

    5. The conspiracy encompasses a grand ambition for control over a nation, economy or political system. If it suggests world domination, the theory is even less likely to be true.

    6. The conspiracy theory ratchets up from small events that might be true to much larger, much less probable events.

    7. The conspiracy theory assigns portentous, sinister meanings to what are most likely innocuous, insignificant events.

    8. The theory tends to commingle facts and speculations without distinguishing between the two and without assigning degrees of probability or of factuality.

    9. The theorist is indiscriminately suspicious of all government agencies or private groups, which suggests an inability to nuance differences between true and false conspiracies.

    10. The conspiracy theorist refuses to consider alternative explanations, rejecting all disconfirming evidence and blatantly seeking only confirmatory evidence to support what he or she has priorly determined to be the truth.

    The fact that politicians sometimes lie or that corporations occasionally cheat does not mean that every event is the result of a tortuous conspiracy.

    Most of the time stuff just happens, and our brains connect the dots into meaningful patterns.

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  2. JesusBack

    JesusBack Executive VIP Premium Member

    Sep 15, 2010
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    Almost done :D
    the information age of hysteria
  3. ``Yousef

    ``Yousef Power Member

    Oct 16, 2009
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    I come from a family with an awful lot of conspiracy theorists, in fact, I have an uncle who spends pretty much his entire life researching theories - however he's also a manic depressive and a bit of a hobo, so I guess he needs something.

    The thing I hate about conspiracy theories is that a lot of people like to draw shit from thin air and spout it out, without any recoginition or citation of evidence of any kind. I was told last week that Bill Gates said HIV would be a fantastic solution to Africa. Wtf?

    While I'll happily agree that what the media and government(s) tell us clearly don't add up on so many levels, and is likely to be very false, to say "Oh yeah, the Rothschilds run the entire world" or, "The Illuminati" is coming is just ridiculous.

    I'll definitely say there's some sufficient evidence to support the basic outlines of some of these ideologies, but to say "The Illuminati conspired to shoot JFK" or "The Knights Templar commit cannibalism" and shit usually finds it's way back to an entire lack of evidence.

    One things for sure, people are fucking imaginative these days.
  4. unknown101

    unknown101 Junior Member

    Oct 21, 2008
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    I don't believe in conspiracies, but I've been realizing that the conspiracy theories are becoming so bizarre that people are actually getting desensitized to them. This can be dangerous, because now, people are quick to ignore any thing even related to some sort of conspiracy. Therefore if there was some kind of conspiracy with details out in the public, it would go ignored.

    I guess you can call that a conspiracy, desensitizing the public to conspiracy theories
  5. bigpurpleguy

    bigpurpleguy Junior Member

    Nov 28, 2009
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    One of the hardest things to come to terms with as a human being is the fact that each of us has little more significance in the grand scheme of things than a flea on an elephant's butt.

    Belief in grand conspiracies makes certain people feel special, as though they have secret knowledge, a bit of insight into workings far beyond their scope of understanding.

    Far better that than having them strap a bomb on and blow themselves up to make themselves feel important.
  6. Monrox

    Monrox Power Member

    Apr 9, 2010
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    Well seeing the things that sometimes do leak, and esp. the effort the implicated parties are making to supress largely innocuous stuff, nothing will surpirse most of us anymore. Just don't waste your time chasing theories as you'll be either wasting your time or end up dead when and if you find something at least a bit significant.