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that girl that i liked

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  1. Bartman

    Bartman Power Member

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    hi guys
    i just wanted to let you know that i have forgotten about that girl that i liked.
    why? because today, the most amazing thing happened to me.
    i was on the street and this blonde girl was wearing this really short skirt. the wind was blowing and it lifted up her skirt completely. The most amazing ass in the world.
    My eyes are bad and i could not tell if she was wearing underwear. either she was wearing a thong that matched the color of her skin, or nothing...
    then you know what i did? i just passed by her, and said nothing. dammit. why didnt I say "nice ass" or something?
    if this happened to you, what would you have done?
     
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  2. BENNY8877

    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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    Be glad that you didn't say "nice ass" because it would have been the stupidest thing that you have said in a long, long time.
     
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  3. exmortis512

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    I would have gave her a hug and cried on her shoulder.
     
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  4. m0nster

    m0nster Senior Member

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    man..........you need help =/

    first your in love with a lady cause of her personality then you see a hot blonde you know nothing abuot and forget the lady/ smh
     
  5. xxxaff

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    you should have drop your pants so she wont feel uncomfortable.
     
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    xrzezz Newbie

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    This ^

    Even if she wasn't wearing underwear, she probably didn't want the whole world to see / know it. Why creep her out by letting her know that not only did you see it happen, but enjoyed it as well?
     
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    Hahahaha this gotta be a troll job... It has to be...
     
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  8. Bartman

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    i figured its not creepy because when you wear a skirt that short, you gotta expect these things.
     
  9. BENNY8877

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    So if you're wearing shorts and one of your balls falls out and some guy looks at you and says,"Nice balls" that should be expected as well?
     
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  10. BENNY8877

    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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    I think that i have solved your vision problems...take that glove off of your head.
     
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    blackma Power Member

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    How old are you? 15?
     
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  13. raydaniels

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    lol i died laughing
     
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  14. m0nster

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    everyone in barnes and noble is staring at me now
     
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    I would have been like "Did you just fart?".... with a serious look on my face.

    Get your Cocky/Funny on.
     
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    I would of been like ... "guess it happens a lot, its ok.. no one seen it but me"
     
  17. jmsks33

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    I would have asked her to become My Future X wife.
    You know what they say: you show me a good looking girl, and I show you a guy that got sick and tired of sleeping with her.
    Cheers,
    J
     
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  18. NowYouCan

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    She: No, why?

    You: Because you blew me away. :D



    If you had said "nice ass", she would have slapped that college woman out of your head for good. :D
     
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  19. milans

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    U be trippin' meng, trippin' all the time meng. U need 2 bust a nut meng. Stop talkin' that bitch nigga shit meng.

    No seriously stop writing this stupid shit and go see a shrink.
     
  20. almir

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    Jerk, Bartman, Jerk