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Testimonial generator - funny testimonials

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Polymath20, Jul 18, 2009.

  1. Polymath20

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    I just encountered this testimonial generator in one thread here. You can get some funny results if you enter some abstract words or anything unexpected in the 'product name' textbox. Like:


    Keyword: money
    Keyword: sex
    KW: my brain
    KW: maturbation
    Try some for yourself: http://www.resourceseo.com/testm.php


    By the way, sorry for long post... I just liked some of the results I got here. These apps combining user input with DB stored strings can be hilarious sometimes. ;)
     
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    keinehabe Supreme Member

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    blowjob was the best investment I ever made. I like blowjob more and more each day because it makes my life a lot easier. The very best.
    
    --Dave Smith 

    LOL :))
     
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    hahah... this is probably one of the funniest posts I have ever read :D

     
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    this is what you get for sexual favours
    E-Whoring
     
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    not enough characters.
     
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    If you ever have any stubborn people like me, have them call me. The service was excellent. I love fornication.


    Man, this thing's getting better and better as I learn more about it. Thank you for making it painless, pleasant and most of all hassle free! It makes my life alot easier. (fellatio)


    We were treated like royalty. cunnilingus is awesome! cunnilingus was the best investment I ever made.


    black hat world is great. I don't know what else to say. Man, this thing's getting better and better as I learn more about it. black hat world has really helped our business.

    doh

    Turner
     
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    Lol, nice, made me laugh alot.
     
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    OMG I'am actually crying because of the laugh :D
    This tool shoud have a dedicated website and make people laugh their asses off :D

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    A giant dildo rubber cock has really helped our business. I wish I would have thought of it first. I didn't even need training. 
    
    --Fred Phillips
     
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  9. blackdan

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    Here is mine -

    pussy is great. I don't know what else to say. pussy did exactly what you said it does. pussy did exactly what you said it does.
     
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    I STRONGLY recommend a fuck to EVERYONE interested in running a successful online business! Thank You! Man, this thing's getting better and better as I learn more about it.
     
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    That thing is comedy gold

     
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    this is so fucking comical lmfao
     
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    View attachment 2804

     
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  14. Polymath20

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    ..
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    Not enough characters
     
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    Got to laugh, it just shows how easy it is to get people to believe things. Oh sorry no its a fake testimonial :)
     
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    truepals_forever Senior Member

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    lol.. I'am actually crying because of the laugh :D
    One of the most funniest things I have ever come across

     
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  18. venn

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    I use HaRRo often. You company is truly upstanding and is behind its product 100% HaRRo has completely surpassed our expectations.

    --Sara Scanlon


    :p
     
  19. Polymath20

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    I was amazed at the quality of venn's sister. I will refer everyone I know.
    venn's sister is worth much more than I paid.

    --Brian Perry
     
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  20. Polymath20

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    Omg:
    :eek:

    EDIT:

     
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