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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Hinkys, Jul 19, 2013.

  1. Hinkys

    Hinkys Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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  2. davids355

    davids355 Moderator-In-Training Jr. VIP

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    The lack of replies to This thread just highlights how boring and inconciquencial terms and conditions are.
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  4. jazzc

    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    When was the last time you spent money on Hamlet? ;)
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    ShadeDream Elite Member

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    He who laughs last, laughs longest.
    Makes me want to do blackhat stuff!
  6. Goal Line Technology

    Goal Line Technology Senior Member

    Dec 30, 2011
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    "This documentary should be mandatory viewing for everyone who uses the internet."
    John Ford, Slug Magazine

    "This thread should be mandatory viewing for everyone who uses BHW."
    GLT, BHW Member :)

    go here, and click on "I agree" button and read the funny T & C's

    I) By clicking the button on the previous page, you have agreed to watch the trailer below:

    II) Furthermore, you agree to see the film at one of the dates/times below
    1) If the film is not playing in your city, you agree to watch the film when it becomes readily available.
    2) The following times/dates are subject to change without notice:
    In select theaters July 12
    Not in your city? Request a screening.
    * = director Cullen Hoback will be in attendance
    III) Additionally, you have agreed to the following terms and conditions:
    1) We Own Anything You Do Here

    1. Anything you publish or provide to this site will be considered the property of the owners of this site forever.
    2. If in the future it becomes possible for us to read your thoughts, we have the right, but not the obligation, to take those too.
    2) We Are Not Responsible For Anything

    1. We are not responsible for any confusion that may result from these terms, which we acknowledge have been written to be as confusing as possible.
    2. If you are harmed in any way or die from use of this website, or while watching "Terms and Conditions May Apply" under no circumstance are we accountable.
    3. If your suffering leads to our suffering, you may be liable for damages.
    3) How We Share Your Information

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    4) For Your Protection

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    2. We may be prevented from notifying you and hereby waive any need to apologize.
    3. By using these services, your information may be stored by legal entities in Utah, or other facilities. We are not responsible for that either
    5) Delicious Snacks

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    2. From this point on, these will be referred to as zombie cookies.
    6) In Exchange for These Services

    1. In exchange for visiting this website, you have agreed to publish a post stating that you have visited this website on Facebook. Failure to do so may result in legal action.
    2. Furthermore, and with the same applicable penalties, you have also agreed to watch the film "Terms and Conditions May Apply", in any or all of the following mediums: Theatrical, VOD, SVOD, DVD, airplane, cruise ship, hotel, or building wall.
    7) Termination

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