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tell me a good non-porn porn movie, PLEASE!

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  1. narcisamad

    narcisamad BANNED BANNED

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    so here's the deal: I wanna watch porn with my gf, but she told me she absolutely hates porn, like hardcore graphic stuff; but I bet she doesn't have anything against some 'soft' action type of sh*t ...

    can any of you bros recommend me a movie that would get her in the mood, without shoving dicks on the screen?
    some of the more sensual-romantic-sexy-cassanova-sensitive-softcore-sex related type of movie?

    thanks mates, I owe you one ;)
     
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    aspe_heat Power Member

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    Try with Japanese porn movies, there are no dicks on the screen ;)
     
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    Night of the Living Dead
     
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    TV1000 porn?
     
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    listen very closely, if a women is telling you they don't like porn, I would assume that they are really saying, what do you need porn for when you have me! good luck.
     
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    Go on nudevista and search softcore movies there will be 100 of suggestion ;)

    **Disclaimer: I don't own that website***
     
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    Order Cinemax, check its schedule for the content, and have her stay over for late night cable.
     
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    Sounds like prettyshittygangbang would be just the ticket !

    Tell her it's just like dirty dancing but with a bit more dirt just
    So she will know what's coming.
     
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  9. narcisamad

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    dude, you're my hero :congrats:

    didn't even think about it that way!
    THANK YOU!!

    ...
    really??


    lol'd!
     
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    Might get her in the mood, so why not? Try it and let me know the results!
    Just don't share this method with everyone, it will get saturated. ;)
     
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    In my experience, girls just don't like that shit.
    Porn movies are all about guys abusing women.

    Just suffer the rom-com and then go make your own porn movie :)
     
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    I'm wondering if she would watch her own movie!
    So go for it bro, let us know!
     
  13. narcisamad

    narcisamad BANNED BANNED

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    I hoped adult life would be easier ... working hard for what you want to achieve is too darn difficult! p*ssy should be liberalized! thanks, Obama!
     
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    dump the bish, she sounds like she would be boring as hell in bed
     
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    oh lord, if only you knew how wrong you are! :greddy2:
     
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    Cant beat having a good old tug to Superman 3.
     
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  17. narcisamad

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    oh btw ... she knows I own a porn site ... and she's neutral to it ... or at least that's what I, in my masculine nonsense, think ... anybody else's gf knows about their porn website? how do they react?
     
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    So if you watch a lot of porn, you are a beast in bed?
    Well damn, I should apply for a pornstar job then!
     
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    ... really?

    ...

    this could be even lamer than the jap porn :silly:
     
  20. narcisamad

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    I watch porn around an hour a day, managing my pornsite ... trust me, that doesn't help!

    (yeah sure, it does teach you a position or two, but that's basically it!)