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Stop me if you've heard this one before: 'A SEO expert walks into a bar...'

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  1. christianbed

    christianbed Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    A SEO expert walks into a {bar|bars|lounge|tavern|pub|inn|saloon|taproom|watering hole|club|roadhouse} ;)
     
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  2. ttrox

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    Just for curiosity, is the thread title a reference to a song as well? :)

    pd: on a second thought, it's not so similar, but still :p
     
  3. YouFeelMeDawg?

    YouFeelMeDawg? BANNED BANNED

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    Funny... can I laugh now?
     
  4. Beven

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    Haha not seen this one before.
     
  5. minzone

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    Lol thats actually not bad is it your own material or did you run it through a spinner ? ahah
     
  6. Ellisd

    Ellisd Regular Member

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    and everyone knows him because he has a personal website ranked number one for the bar name on google :)
     
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    mindlesswizard Supreme Member

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    YEAH !!! how about this one ?
     
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  8. christianbed

    christianbed Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    yeah, The Smiths did a song titled Stop me if you think you've heard this one before...good tune.
     
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    zebrahat Elite Member

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    How about this one:

    instant-seo-results-meme1.jpg
     
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  10. christianbed

    christianbed Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Yeah, and add to that the fact that they send you like 50 emails a day and want SEO and web design for $100/mo! :)
     
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    .....and the bartender asked, "so what do you do for a living?"
    and the SEO said, "Web Design"
    and the bartender said, "Oh yea, we get a few of you around here, the wifi password is getthefuckout, all one word"
    and the SEO says, "Are you sure? Cuz it's not letting me connect"

    Meanwhile, the blackhatter in the corner is recording all of this and using Dragon Naturally Speaking speech recognition to transpose it, translating it to french then german then spanish then back to english, rewriting it with WordAI then inserting his keywords and using it to comment spam the shit out of every possible wordpress site in his niche then going onto BHW to complain that he lost ranking and blaming matt cutts, then when someone asks if he uses google webmaster tools he's like "yea" and the thread dies and he's left wondering what happened until one day he gives up on SEO and moves on to email marketing and lives a happier, healthier life.
     
  12. Rua999

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    Ho ho ho..i see what you did there.. because you know that spinning is a part of seo you added a spun word..

    Lol.. i laughed