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Spontaneous human combustion

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by sapo, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. sapo

    sapo Power Member

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    Well let me tell you why this interested me, I was drinking last night wtih my roomate and I woke up today hot then a motherfucker, I couldent stand it. I told my roomate to feel my hand to see how hot I am and he said Im going to Spontaneous Combust I was WTF is that, anyways jumped in the shower and took a cold shower and took like 20 minutes to cool my body down. while I was showering I was thinking about Spontaneous human combustion I never even heard about it so You know me after the shower I hit up google. and Yup its true.


    My question is have anyone ever knew someone persoanlly or something that this happened this. I am sure its a slim chance since I dont know the stats on occurrence's but cant be that much
     
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    Too much PCP last night? :p
     
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  4. sapo

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    LOL Naw Naw Stickly Drinking....

    although I was fascinated by the talents of this new bitch I came across Nena Linda
     
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    LOL, its not true in the sense when people say: "If you fart, burp and sneeze at the same time you will combust"

    I`m really not sure if it is totally true, if it is its outrageously rare, like winning the lottery grand prize twice in a month haha!
     
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    Does your friend by any chance have some of these on his window box?

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  7. sapo

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    LOL peyote I tried that once back in mexico with my family, never again!!
     
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    It does happen when you spontaneously throw gasoline and a lit cloth on a human subject :D
     
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  10. KHMNTCPR8

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    its not spontaneous at all. ask your grandparents if you can if they, or their parents, grandparents or great grandparents ever died in a fire, or of spontaneous combustion.

    usually it runs in family lineages similar to alien abductions running in families. its not because they have weird genes that cause these experiences, its because those familial lineages are part of long term studies by extra terrestrials.

    so that is why a grandfather might have experienced alien abductions, then later his grand children do too. the aliens are studying how your genetics are playing out (kind of like how scientists will study the genetic lineages of bacteria, plants, primates etc).

    as far as the spontaneous combustion. either its a strange physical phenomenon that we haven't really figured out yet; or it has some weird interdimensional causes. like perhaps aliens or demons are testing out a new weapon where they can instantly light us on fire. but obviously we have to stay still for it to work, which is why they do it on sleeping people only.
     
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    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    So, if you 're sleeping on a water mattress, are you immune to the new weapon 's targeting system? Or is it best to always use a rocking chair?
     
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    What....is this?
     
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    Alien abductions are the modern night terrors. People used to dream of witches and demons attacking them. But because Aliens are such a big part of the culture its them now.
     
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    Spontaneous Human Combustion happens when you drink too much booze, and then light up a cigarette. Pffft! :firedevil Suggest using blue electronic cigarettes to avoid fire. :D
     
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    Vote for Pedro.... This reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when Pedro started feeling hot, so he took a cold bath and shaved his head.

    Then somehow turned into Ancient Aliens (you should hear crazy-hair guy on Joe Rogan before taking that show too seriously.) :p
     
  16. KHMNTCPR8

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    Well if you REALLY get into this stuff, you find that aliens and demons are practically interchangeable.

    Back then people didn't call them aliens, just demons. They saw scary big-eyed things, and just called them demons or monsters or what ever. But what if they have always been the same thing? Aliens and demons have 2 connotations due to misinformation. But according to some shit I've been hearing about lately; demons = aliens of another dimension.

    Also, witchcraft and aliens/angels/demons are related. King Solomon was a guy who gained a LOT of occult knowledge back in ancient times. His knowledge when looked at today looks like witchcraft, alchemy, engineering, and chemistry.

    I'm not saying that all night terrors are REAL alien abductions though. I've had a dream that I was taken into a ship, but I know it was a dream, because I'm really into reading about this stuff so of course I dreamed it.


    The hardest part of talking about this type of stuff in the open is dealing with peoples LACK of knowledge on the subject. They only really know what they see in movies and TV shows, which for the most part just leads you away from the truth of what it is. But I know lots of people on this board know exactly what I'm talking about.
     
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    best thing is a train, plane, or moving car. as long as you are moving through space you can't combust. there has never been a report of someone combusting on a moving object. its always when they are laying in one place asleep.

    All reported cases have been indoors, and also when the person is alone for a while.

    Since this has been reported as early as the 1700s I would rule out a human explanation. Unless it was a human wielding the Apple (Assassins Creed reference :]).
     
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