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Splitting up with girlfriend of 6 years

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by gorang, Jul 18, 2011.

  1. gorang

    gorang Elite Member

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    Now, I don't know why i'm telling a bunch of people on the internet this, but I guess these are the things you do when you're in such a situation!

    Yeah so we mutually agreed to split as soon as I get some money owed to me in the next couple of months. I'm officially single now!

    I'll keep on the house and stay living here with the dog, she'll move back to her mums. I'm actually quite happy, I got into a lazy rut and started putting the pounds on, so it will be good to get the testosterone flowing again.

    I better dust off my cocky & funny lines again :)
     
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  2. Mugshots

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    One line that has been working really well for me..

    You know, when you walked in the room. I swear the electricity flickered a bit brighter because of your amazing and radiant light of beauty.
     
  3. 7878

    7878 Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Bullshit. That has to be the dumbest, weakest, lamest line ever. I can just imagine women laughing their asses of at you when you speak that corny weak-ass line.
     
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  4. MrE

    MrE Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I just walked into a room and said this to some females, and 71% of their panties fell to the floor instantly. Thanks Bro!







    ....... oh wait, this corny line would just get you laughed out of a room.
     
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    JackSparrow Supreme Member

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    Not as bad as:

    "What winks and makes love like a tiger?"

    ;)
     
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  6. 7878

    7878 Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Maybe Mugs should try this:

    "hey baby I spend $250,000 sponsoring race cars Im sure I could afford $5 to get in those pants"

    Instant winning.
     
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    Don juan, vegas here i come :D

    Better try this one

    Nice legs, what time do they open ?
     
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    ROFL nice one :D
     
  9. hawke

    hawke Power Member

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    Here ya go... Guaranteed to work :p

    - Great Legs: What time do they open?
    - Hey Girl - It's your lucky day - of all the gals in here - I picked you to talk to.
    - Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
    - Can I have your phone number? I've seen to have lost mine!
    - Is your last name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.
     
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    Best Line - Hey Sexy How You Doin :cool:
     
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    damn.. I was not really looking to give out lines. Thanks for the flame. Was intentionally being corny.

    I really don't need lines nor do I use them on women.
     
  12. lancis

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    Have you heard of "Who's line is it anyways?". Anyway, its a show with a skit on the world's worst dating service. They all wear funny hats and make up bad pick up lines based on the hat they are wearing.

    This is how it goes:

    - Wayne with a Santa's hat: "This Santa will have no problem fitting in your chimney"
    - Colin with a porter's hat: "How about instead I give you a tip"
    - Ryan with a Mexican hat: "Dare to suck on Cuban for a while?"
    - Wayne with a chef's hat: "Now, Now children, there's plenty of loving for everone"
    - Ryan with a nurse's hat: "With friends like this, who need's enemas"
    - Colin with rider's hat: "Next to me, my horse feels inadequate"
     
  13. Mugshots

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    I seriously just thought of that line. I don't really go anywhere where there are girls worthy of being hit on.

     
  14. wowhaxor

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    That's kind of depressing...
     
  15. lancis

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    High standards or lack of time?
     
  16. sniper272

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    why would you even use any of the above lines i dont know definatley not getting any pussy with any chat up lines there just cheesey lol
     
  17. ibmethatswhoib

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    how about "my cock died, can I bury it in your ass"...
     
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  18. oblivion19

    oblivion19 Senior Member

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    I feel for you bro..
    I know its hard coming out of a long term relationship..esp if you depend on your gal for emotional support...

    But hey, singledom has its upsides too.. njoy ur single life too
    -No nagging
    -No responsibilities to ur gf
    -No "The talk"
    -No restrictions
    -No demands
    -No wastage of money
    -No distractions from making money

    Ending of a relationship is a boon to get yourself active in your social circle...

    While you are enjoying your singledom, you are bound to run in to "the one" who will be worthy enough to spend the rest of your life with..

    Best of luck!
     
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    No time! And women are frumpy right now. August should be a toned month
     
  20. Luxury

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    Get ur pimp game back on my friend, single life is the way to go !

    no nagging broads to tell u what not to do. you're now free to eat in your underwear and drink beer all day.