Sometimes I feel like Lord Vader :D

Mods, please change my name to Darth Pew, because I am The One.
Or
Mods, please change my name to Master P, because I come with blessings for all my children . LOL!

Guys, guys, guys my fucking egg started moving around. My lower dan tian ball. YES!! I didn't think it would happen this early but I had been getting a lot of electricity feelings in my palms so I figured the cords were being disconnected somehow. My master told me not to worry about the technical details, just meditate and conserve my generative fluid (semen) daily and everything will be okay.

So I was sitting in the full lotus and feeling my ball as usual when I felt it start rising up my spine then to the side and it would move around a bit. Mates it feels fucking CRAZY to have something moving around inside you like that. But to be honest it felt kinda good . I mean it wasn't unpleasant. The thing is though that I don't have a connection to it yet. I feel like it's its own personality/entity and we haven't yet "bonded" as they say hehe. Although later on last night when I was asleep, I started feeling around for the ball then I saw a brilliant blue ball in my vision. Maybe the connection is forming..?

If I can keep packing chi inside my lower dan tian, eventually yin and yang will combine and I'll be able to project the ball outside of my body. Now THAT, my dear friends, is the onset of major psychic powers.

Most of my stuff to be honest are pretty minor. I've done telekinesis, telepathy, precognition, remote viewing, pyrokinesis, hydrokinesis, electrokinesis, astral projection, animal control, mind control, I mean you name it. But to be quite frank those are kind of minor abilities and I still don't have very good control over them...like at all. I want to be able to finally levitate (I think by pushing the ball out of my hui yin point...??), teleport, pyrogenesis, electrogenesis, etc... The good stuff .

So I'll meditate. Every single day of my life just like my spiritual fathers did. Even if I was super, super strong like Pax Chang, I'd still meditate every day. Thank you Buddha, thank you master, and thank you GOD!

pewep said:

So I was sitting in the full lotus and feeling my ball as usual

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Do you only have one?

Normally I pride myself as someone who can see through sarcasm and understand subtle, implicatory jokes.

But this thread... what the fuck? Dude, I mean, I have an affiliate link for a really good rehab I can give you, because you must be on some good shit.

hmmm what to say..

I know SEO said:

Do you only have one?

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Well, the interesting thing is that I can also feel a lot of electrical sensations and a hollow feeling in my middle dan tien - the heart chakra. I'm not sure what to think at the moment. My teacher basically said that when I get enough control over the ball, then I should move it up the spine into my heart then head so that it can feed/nourish from the different chakras. There are also other orbits to master after that .

Surely you mean daft ader

pewep said:

Well, the interesting thing is that I can also feel a lot of electrical sensations and a hollow feeling in my middle dan tien - the heart chakra. I'm not sure what to think at the moment. My teacher basically said that when I get enough control over the ball, then I should move it up the spine into my heart then head so that it can feed/nourish from the different chakras. There are also other orbits to master after that .

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Mhm...

He's lost it. It's finally happened.

So your just playing with your balls all day and that is worthy of a thread because?

Do you guys understand what I'm saying? I feel like I'm speaking fairly casually but I'm not getting through. You know, I don't intentionally speak in a language that's difficult for blasphemers/skeptics/etc... to understand. I'm just telling you my feelings, that's all .

pewep said:

So I was sitting in the full lotus and feeling my ball as usual when I felt it start rising up my spine then to the side and it would move around a bit. Mates it feels fucking CRAZY to have something moving around inside you like that. But to be honest it felt kinda good . I mean it wasn't unpleasant. The thing is though that I don't have a connection to it yet. I feel like it's its own personality/entity and we haven't yet "bonded" as they say hehe. Although later on last night when I was asleep, I started feeling around for the ball then I saw a brilliant blue ball in my vision. Maybe the connection is forming..?

If I can keep packing chi inside my lower dan tian, eventually yin and yang will combine and I'll be able to project the ball outside of my body. Now THAT, my dear friends, is the onset of major psychic powers.

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pewep said:

Well, the interesting thing is that I can also feel a lot of electrical sensations and a hollow feeling in my middle dan tien - the heart chakra. I'm not sure what to think at the moment. My teacher basically said that when I get enough control over the ball, then I should move it up the spine into my heart then head so that it can feed/nourish from the different chakras. There are also other orbits to master after that .

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I've never seen anyone dress up their adventures in erotic electrostimulation as psychic phenomena before.

Share the number of your supplier dude

teranu said:

Share the number of your supplier dude

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I don't do drugs. Nothing against them, just don't.

"telepathy"--What's it? Self analysis? Or--thousand miles away 'echo' like a 'sound'--sth. like this?
Bookmarked.

Joseph Lich said:

"telepathy"--What's it? Self analysis? Or--thousand miles away 'echo' like a 'sound'--sth. like this?
Bookmarked.

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I play with my meditation partner a game regularly where we try to draw and guess what object the other person is looking at or holding. He's about 1500 miles away from me. We have around a 75% hit rate.

pewep said:

I play with my meditation partner a game regularly where we try to draw and guess what object the other person is looking at or holding. He's about 1500 miles away from me. We have around a 75% hit rate.

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Pewep: What are you drawing?
Partner: Begins with D...
Pewep: Dicks?
Partner: yeah LOLOLOL, your turn
Pewep: ok 2 mins...
Partner: does it begin with P?
Pewep: yeah...
Partner: is it penis?
pewep: yeah LMAO

Try to meditate every day @pewep bro
Things will be much more awesome!

Many of them might not understand what you are saying but I do.
And I support you. Keep going..
Sexual control is one of the most toughest worship but
it really saves you a lot of energy which can be used to convert them to spiritual energy.

pewep said:

I play with my meditation partner a game regularly where we try to draw and guess what object the other person is looking at or holding. He's about 1500 miles away from me. We have around a 75% hit rate.

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Hope that's not a gun to his head

soccerlover said:

Try to meditate every day @pewep bro
Things will be much more awesome!

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Awesome man, trust me it's worth it !

KamBhai said:

Many of them might not understand what you are saying but I do.
And I support you. Keep going..
Sexual control is one of the most toughest worship but
it really saves you a lot of energy which can be used to convert them to spiritual energy.

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Thank you man, I appreciate it. Yeah it's really hard but I realized that when I feel the urge if I start meditating immediately, the feeling goes away as it's converted into spiritual energy - so that has been very helpful.

I still get very, very frustrated especially when I see girls in these tight yoga pants so I look away as fast as possible and ignore them.