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Some Good News From BP Oil!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Jun 6, 2010.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

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    apparently they're exploring the option of blowing up the oil spill with a nuke.

    we might get to see some fireworks :D
     
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    BP Oil Spill Blamed On Porn


    "Perhaps if Elizabeth Birnbaum had kept a closer watch on her porn-watching, meth-taking employees, the people responsible for cleaning up the oil spill would actually be doing something about the problem.

    Miss Birnbaum was, until Thursday morning, director of the Minerals Management Service. The MMS is a boring, and normally obscure, unit of the Department of the Interior.

    Unluckily for Birnbaum, the MMS's portfolio includes keeping tabs on the safety of offshore oil platforms.

    To make matters worse for her, three days ago the inspector general's office released a report about an MMS office in Louisiana where workers were doing crystal meth and surfing for porn on their work computers.

    All while taking gifts on the side from the companies they were overseeing."

    http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_lifestyle_living/4954844
     
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    I don't know shit about physics, chemistry or climatology, but for some reason radioactive oil combined with the possibility of a record breaking hurricane season concerns me.
     
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    This suggestion actually came from Russia. Apparently they have done it many times in situations similar to this. It was very effective. This is a depth blast mind you, and not like a massive nuke you would use to level a city. More like the suitcase nukes that can take out a suburb. :)

    However, I think there is a profit motive involved in how it has been handled thus far. Blasting it could have certainly ended it and saved the coast, but instead they have bumbled around in an attempt to salvage their precious oil find.

    If this isn't proof positive that we are just not ready for deep sea oil drilling than I don't know what is. The ecological effects have been disastrous and the response from BP to the situation almost circus like. These guys need to come up on charges of criminal assult to the entire gulf coast. Penalty, board of directors has to go out on the tar filled beaches each day and play in the water, just like all the animals. BP goes into a wind-down and all the money (including their $16billion in capitalization as I recall) goes towards research into renewable energy resources/inventions and production.

    The end goal of course to put the rest of big oil out of business faster, and stop any future spills like this happening ever again.

    Too bad my flavour of justice is just not that palitable to the american people, or rather, the government.
     
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    This whole situation is a complete joke. Fighting for top jokster position is:

    BP
    Federal Gov

    Both are liars not capable of knowing much less telling the truth. The implications of this disaster will be unyielding, untold and something we've never experienced.

    I surely hope the failure of these 2 groups to tell the truth and take the necessary effective repair actions will ensure the end of BP and Obama and the democrats.

    If we're lucky, we'll only be reading about the destruction of fragile shoreline and marshland ecosystems along the gulf of mexico and not the eastern shore of the US.....much less sending this mess across the atlantic over to Europe.

    A very very sad situation.....wish we had an A-team :rolleyes:
     
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    Fate of the coast is in their hands.

    <Mr. T> I pity the fool who made this mess! <growl>
     
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    Interesting times indeed!
    From what "I read" the Russian experience was done on Land based natural gas drilling.
    And "experts" are debating if they did it at all with a big boy toy.
    Nuking the ocean floor just might collapse the ocean floor, then instead of a leak, it will release the whole oil reserve at once.

    In "natural" disasters, wars or "Police Actions and things like the "proven" way the Twin Towers collapsed, I alway ask "Who benefits from this"?
    The unfortunate trouble with some "Conspiracy theories" is that some are true.

    "And the second angel poured out his vial on the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea."

    I never new crude oil was red!

    Not sure where I read it but, I read there was a big sell off of BP share before this went down, and some kind of fishyness with the connection of the insurance holder of the oil rig.Maybe I can find it again.

    Then the conspiracy theory of this being used to drive up the prices of oil and implementing world carbon credits taxes.End result New World Order putting their boots on everyones necks to squeeze all the life out.

    There's supposed to be these Georgia Guidstones that pormote population levels to be maintained at around 500 million, over a 5.5 billion reduction from current levels. !!! makes me go Hmmm?!@#$%

    JB
     
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    As Forest Gump would say: " I like my Shrimp to Glow in the Da-a-a-r-k "



     
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    I love how every thread in the lounge (regardless of topic) eventually degenerates into a obama agenda or illuminati circle jerk.

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    Obama violated my private parts! :bad:
     
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    and if it keeps up, i hope warnings and infractions get handed out. :bad: