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So my girlfriend calls a CPA company.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by GreenGoblin, Jan 3, 2010.

  1. GreenGoblin

    GreenGoblin BANNED BANNED

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    so my girl knows jack shit about CPA I mean she doesn't know what CPA stands for, never SEO'd a damn thing all she does is look cute and go to law school. So i tell her to get a few CPA accounts and I'll help her, so she applied for 2 popular CPA networks and i told her to call them up, so she said ok, I asked her "what are you gonna say" she says I'm gonna tell them the truth, I say huh what u mean, she says I'm gonna tell them I don't know what I'm doing and i go to law school and cant have a job my first year so I will try my hand at this, so at this point in time I have tears in my eye's from laughing.

    So she calls the network, a female gets on the phone and I'm over hearing the conversation after she verifies her info on the app, and she asked her " How do you plan to promote our offers my GF says, and I quote "I don't know, but I go to law school, and I can research strategies on promotion" the girl jumps in the conversation and says OH REALLY how do u like it, my GF politics for a few laughs a little haha, the girl says "ok well im going to push your app through for approval and good luck in law school, at this time my mouth drops, so I figure ok beginners luck, so i tell my GF she got lucky call the other CPA network and I'm sure they will give you the "F" off

    so she calls, get no answer but later that day the person calls back she's picks up the phone as normal verifies the info and after the dude ask my GF again, how will u promote these offers, my GF says again, I don't know but I go to law school and ill research ways on promotion" so the guy says interesting he ask her is she familiar with CPA networks she says she filled out a few offers before so yes that's about it, the guy says ok we will send u a notification if we choose to to approve you, so they end the conversation, So I yell to her SEEEE that means "F" you, now maybe 3 hours later a notification comes through "approved" i was like WTF. this taught me a lesson sometimes honesty is the best policy.
     
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  2. khirad

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    She Was Approved because She Was Not He
    Use this honest call them and apply this honesty and get results :)
     
  3. IcedCube

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    I'm blaming it on positive discrimination.
     
  4. cagefighter

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    Nah bro they approved her because they think she doesnt know shit about Black Hat shit!

    They thinking what she might get 1 sales a month or a week so whats the big deal she aint going to pop over homes pages, stuff cookies etc.

    Start making 300-500 a day and see how fast they call and ask questions then.
     
  5. TermsB

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    It's all about the honesty really. If you call up somewhere and feed them a bunch of canned responses with a bit of hesitation they'll know something is up. If you're honest with them and tell them you have no idea what you're doing but are in the process of learning and you have a desire/need to learn, they'll be more willing to accept you.
     
  6. khirad

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    lol try this
     
  7. bmac

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    Face it all us men are a bunch of pigs!
     
  8. mightybh

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    I find that sometimes being honest actually pays off... Now days I tell affiliate networks exactly what I am going to do and ask my AM to let me know if there are any problems with my traffic. I even apply without a website and tell them that I build websites around the offer rather than finding offers for an existing website etc.

    There are so many different networks out there, it should be them worries that I chose another affiliate over them.
     
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    I dont know why they approved her, but really i liked the way things have gone.

    LOL
     
  10. Sanitarium

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    Guy had a fap to your gf, simples. APPROVED.
     
  11. TermsB

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    I agree completely with you. It's so much better when you're not worrying about anything isn't it? :)
     
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    Heh perhaps your g/f just has that super hot voice that makes Am's want to click the accept button?
     
  13. Alex Brooks

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    Oh god, well thanks to your girlfreind, I'm going to try this shit out sometime, was it male affiliate managers? Or female? I wondering if that effects anything these days, lol. Your not very nice, I'd of told my girlfriend to make up some bullshit, or I'd charge her $40 for me to get her a account. :)
     
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    :lmao:

    When I create my "Legendnary Posts of BHW", you can bet your buttox this thread will be near the top.

    GreenGoblin, you sir are hiliarious!

    Bravo!
     
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    the only cpa company i had problem with was ml. i tried to sign up a few months ago...and called the aff man to get my application through. the guy sounded impressed with me and TOLD me that i was approved. that he'd get my account setup.

    well...5 hours later, and my account's not set up. so i emailed him asking him what was going on, and he emails me a standard letter, 'you were denied'...but he'd told me on the phone that i was approved.

    ml is now lower than dirt if you ask me.
     
  16. Grandslam

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    Talk about a lack of integrity. Some of these AM's are nothing but a bunch of yuppie smartass gen-Xer's who have no regard for respect, relationships, or trust. Makes me sick.
     
  17. TermsB

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    He mentioned in the post that it was a girl that answered. :p
     
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  18. Quattro

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    Maybe the CPA networks she applied to are not too strict? If she got into neverblue or hydra with that type of explanation I would be really surprised.
     
  19. cagefighter

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    I would too!

    But i really feel by her saying what she said, they thinking ok whats she going to do send about 10-20 hits a day and might get 1 or 2 converts a week or a month even.

    So what do they have to lose.

    Its when you say those things and then start producing a shit load of sales and converts then the red flags start popping up. And i bet then the questions will start to flow..

    Thats when will see if honesty really starts to pay ;)
     
  20. GreenGoblin

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    Actually 1 of those are the networks
     
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