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So I may have to go to jail

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by MiLiTARYiV, Sep 3, 2008.

  1. MiLiTARYiV

    MiLiTARYiV Senior Member

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    So its looking like there may be a slight chance I may have to go to jail for 45 days. how should I my ecommerce website. I don't have anyone I want to take over it temporary....

    I would like my rankings to stay strong but i also do not want to accept any orders in the meanwhile..
     
  2. Zwitterion

    Zwitterion BANNED BANNED

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    are you spending a vacation in a jail??
     
  3. dirtbag

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    put up a page saying you're undergoing maintenance and will be back shortly
     
  4. bizcredit

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    Put up a page saying "We are re-organizing our shipping procedures and will be ready to fill your orders on December 1st" or whatever date you want.
     
  5. bizcredit

    bizcredit Power Member

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    BTW dude, is that you in that avatar? You may want to duct tape your butthole
     
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    Pardon me but what the fuck you got to go to jail for 45 days?

    WTF did you do?
     
  7. justthinking

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    I agree with dirtbag. Just act like you are in maintenance mode. But exactly what are you talking?
     
  8. MiLiTARYiV

    MiLiTARYiV Senior Member

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    So if i put up a maintenance page will my links still be intact as far as google ranking goes?

    And could I put say adsense on my maintenance page?
     
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    Holy shit dude... I am laughing my ass off right now. LMFAO!! :D
     
  10. bizcredit

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    Do you have a shopping cart or an order page? Is the order page indexed? Just put the maintenance notice when they attempt to checkout, or somewhere that is not on an indexed page.
     
  11. MiLiTARYiV

    MiLiTARYiV Senior Member

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    yes its a shopping cart software, and im not sure if the order page is indexed
     
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    If that is you in your avatar, what the hell did you do? I have a girl about your age and I sure hope she doesn't get in trouble with the law or anybody else. I sure hope it is a slight chance. I wish you the best.
     
  13. Siek

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    HAHA....hey man thats brutal. lol he has to hit the slammer for 45 days

    GL man
     
  14. MiLiTARYiV

    MiLiTARYiV Senior Member

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    Never drink and drive and blow a .24 2 times within 2 years
     
  15. BlackSmack

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    You should add a "Donate" button to your site that says "Help me get out of Jail, please donate".
     
  16. Siek

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    Ouchh that really suckss
     
  17. MiLiTARYiV

    MiLiTARYiV Senior Member

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  18. MiLiTARYiV

    MiLiTARYiV Senior Member

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    humm that wouldnt be to professional on my site
     
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    Dude...that's harsh.....but really fu*king funny.

    Put up a big American Flag on there and say...temporarily down while I proudly serve my country in Iraq.

    And get a cab bro'. Strike three on that deal and you're in lock down for YEARS!

    I hope you avoid the joint brother. Best of luck.
     
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  20. biginch

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    Wow, I guess you are kind of happy about going to jail besides all the fines and Comm. Service
     
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