Hi everybody. So life has somehow played a cruel trick on me and I am currently living less-than-legally in Europe. I'm here to see if I can learn anything that may help my situation, or if I can offer any services. You all seem like a friendly bunch of folks. Except for that one over there. Yeah *you*. Site could use a redesign, though. What decade are we again? And why is everything so black? Oh... right. Nevermind. Anyhoo.. looking forward to the shenanigans.