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smells like shit

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Trueblood, Sep 18, 2009.

  1. Trueblood

    Trueblood Regular Member

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    Direct TV guy is here and had to use my bathroom. It smells so bad and the stench is wafting to my office. FML
     
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    Did he leave any floaters? :D
     
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    I've got a better one.
    2 Months ago my car got stolen. The cops show up and arrest me for unpaid parking tickets. FML.
     
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    wtf? this is so off topic.
    you should have opened your own thread.
     
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    poo does stink ... moreso if its not yours..

    :D
     
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  6. Trueblood

    Trueblood Regular Member

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    its wafting, to afraid to check the toilet, yes I think there might be a floater.
     
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    WizGizmo Super Moderator Staff Member Premium Member

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    This is definitely more information than I need to know.
     
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  8. Trueblood

    Trueblood Regular Member

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    update: I gave him some water because he look like he was over heating.
     
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    i worked 2+years for a cable company as an installer/service tech, if i ever had to go i would never of asked the customer to use there bathroom, its just rude and fuckn gross. I went piss under a few houses in the crawl space before. But just tell em youll be right back n go to the store or sumthin damn.
     
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  10. Trueblood

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    Well I mean he isn't getting paid by the hour but the job. He said may I take a poop in your bathroom? LOL I didn't want to be rude so I said yes. He asked for water so I gave it to him. I didn't want him to over heat.
     
  11. Trueblood

    Trueblood Regular Member

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    update: Took call on his cell phone and stepped into my porch. Ask for another bottle of water. (cold only)
     
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    you need add gas mask into your office's default equipment just in case. ;) or even better some of those suits which are used to protect from radio active stuff :p

    should do the trick
     
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    That sounds like the worst installer in the world, slow and nasty.
     
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    OMG, how old is he? 4? LOL That's nasty! :eek:
     
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    i don't know what's worse, the fact that the directv dude dumped a steaming load of shit in your toilet or the fact that you got directv in the first place. i just signed up with them and they are the lamest fucking outfit i've ever dealt with.
     
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    You probably have swine flu now.
     
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    Comcast or Verizon doesn't offer high deff in my area. So i had to resort to this. lol
     
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    both direc ttv and dish have crap service and customer support. go with your local cable company if you can.
     
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  19. Trueblood

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    I have a 70 inch plasma and want high deff tv. FFS my cable just went out.