- Mar 22, 2013
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So my title is a little misleading, I just mean it sucks in comparison to other payment processors.
First of all I'll say Paypal sucks hardest, because they just suck, and because they don't even offer an affiliate program.
Okay now that that's out of the way...
Yesterday I wrote an article on one of my websites, and I mentioned Payoneer, Transferwise, Perfectmoney, 2checkout, Coinpayments and Skrill. So I figured I'll get affiliate links to hyperlink, because why not. So I went and got all of them, only 2checkout and Skrill required me to register for their affiliate program.
Already I'm hating. Fuck you, I'm already a member of your websites cunts, don't make me register separately to your affiliate program. You sons a bitches!
But okay, I had a little time and energy, so I registered. I receive my 2checkout affiliate link within 5 minutes. Good boy.
But Skrill, nothing. Hours go by and I get a reply from them, telling me:
Could you please let us know the following details:
Jesus fucking christ, you fucking assholes! Why torture me with all these questions? Dicks!!!
I answered their email just now, with an attitude, and basically told them to fuck off, but not in so many words.
So Skrill affiliate program is a loser, and I hate it
Note: If anyone from Skrill reads this. Dude! Either make your affiliate program easy to join, or integrate it with Skrill accounts. Stop torturing people. And this goes for anyone that has an affiliate program. I never wanna join an affiliate program that wants to probe my asshole to let me join.
Rant over
First of all I'll say Paypal sucks hardest, because they just suck, and because they don't even offer an affiliate program.
Okay now that that's out of the way...
Yesterday I wrote an article on one of my websites, and I mentioned Payoneer, Transferwise, Perfectmoney, 2checkout, Coinpayments and Skrill. So I figured I'll get affiliate links to hyperlink, because why not. So I went and got all of them, only 2checkout and Skrill required me to register for their affiliate program.
Already I'm hating. Fuck you, I'm already a member of your websites cunts, don't make me register separately to your affiliate program. You sons a bitches!
But okay, I had a little time and energy, so I registered. I receive my 2checkout affiliate link within 5 minutes. Good boy.
But Skrill, nothing. Hours go by and I get a reply from them, telling me:
Could you please let us know the following details:
- Are you the official owner of the specified website: https://mysite.com ?
- How do you plan to promote Skrill digital wallet to end users?
- How many customers will you refer to us per month?
- What exposure will you be able to give us, where will you place our banners and marketing materials on your website?
Jesus fucking christ, you fucking assholes! Why torture me with all these questions? Dicks!!!
I answered their email just now, with an attitude, and basically told them to fuck off, but not in so many words.
So Skrill affiliate program is a loser, and I hate it
Note: If anyone from Skrill reads this. Dude! Either make your affiliate program easy to join, or integrate it with Skrill accounts. Stop torturing people. And this goes for anyone that has an affiliate program. I never wanna join an affiliate program that wants to probe my asshole to let me join.
Rant over