Shoemonkey Curses His Way To Big Profits!

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  1. The Scarlet Pimp

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    Should've mentioned how many fuel units he was carrying.
     
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    Wow. When someone says they're gonna drop some knOWledge tai lopez style I get suspicious. Why does he edit out the part where he allegedly dents the mirror? He's too embarrassed to show that part of the video? But not too embarrassed to exploit that premise as an opportunity to show the car, then the dent, curse about it, name drop and tell us "I'm a big fucking deal on the internet"? Yeh dude I'm sure you didn't get that dent 6 months ago.... sure sure.

    And more important cause he stressed it. If you wanna PAY HIM MONEY TO MODEL YOUR PRODUCT... just message him on FB & he'll use his rooster chin to sell your bird cages. You won't just get the chin you'll get the glassy eyes, DWI's, horrible fuckn script all for 14 low payments of $97 which can also be paid [preferably] in rooster seed.

    This guy really "can't fix the knowledge you can receive." How he's been a member here so long and managed to fuck up a video that basic... you're not touching my seeds bro. Never.

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    I find that, "I'm Kind of a Big Deal on the Internet", phrase and its variations mildly annoying, but only because I know Jeremy probably ripped it off of Neil Patel...
    Who in turn ripped it off of Ron Burgandy from Anchorman.

     
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    This guy along with Neil Patel, John Chow etc are full of bullshit.
     
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    He is a whiney mofo, isn't he?
    His flabby turkey neck chin was disturbing too.
     
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    Fuck that Uncle Fester looking motherfucker.
     
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    What is this? Can anyone tell me.
     
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    On the scale of guru retards, he isn't that bad.

    He has done some stuff, I totally believe his story with adsense and selling websites for millions... doesn't seem that far fetched really.

    But I don't understand why every 3 to 6 months he's starting more companies about bullshit... Pushing crappy products from other guru retards... doing videos about dropping knowledge about how he's a big deal and does not have time for emails....

    I would seriously be tempted with a guru retard course if he told us how he built auction ads and sold it for millions for example, but I give 0 fucks about his $1499 (or whatever) local lead gen sales videos or whatever the fuck a PAR system is.

    2 things though:
    1. Douche for driving 1 handed like a fucking idiot. Retards like him kill people.
    2. Douche for being kind of a big deal in his own little world.
     
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    "I'm a big fucking deal on the internet". Never liked this guy, and this video makes me like him even less.
     
  13. Lagenda

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    lol...i just saw his thread in Misc section on marketplace here. :D
     
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    I'm surprised he just didn't get a dash camera and turn it around so that it was facing him. Some dash cameras even come with a little rear camera that he could've used to capture multiple angles.
     
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    Is it bad if I never even heard of this guy until this thread was made?
     
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    I don't like people who name stuff (businesses, kids, etc) after themselves. Pompous douches. When you have nothing to sell but yourself, you become a whore as well.

    Stupid bald pompous internet douche whore.

    Using a tiny little scuff mark on your mirror as an excuse to show off your fancy blue douchemobile on Facebook is just bad filmmaking. You really aren't a big deal. Don't make videos again.
     
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    they support each other...wtf

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  18. OrangeNRG

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    Damn, that video scares me. He's rich as hell and at his peak he was doing $100k per month I think.

    But look at him, he doesn't even look happy.
     
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    Maybe he isn't as rich as what he was. Taxes and certain spending habits can drain the millions he has made pretty fast.
     
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  20. OrangeNRG

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    His attitude could be a result of him losing money or not -- but my point is that you can "hit it big" and still end up miserable. And that's especially relevant for this forum.
     
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