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SHIT! Notification From Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)

Discussion in 'The Shit List' started by kayzne, Sep 29, 2010.

  1. kayzne

    kayzne Power Member

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    Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
    Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
    Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
    J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
    Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
    Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

    Dear Beneficiary,

    Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $850,000.00 due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

    The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Goodluck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

    ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2014. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.

    Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire by the end of September 2010 you will only need to pay $175 instead of $420 saving you $245 So if you pay before the end of October, 2010 you save $245 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $175.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

    Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.

    Name : Donna L. Vargas: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991598420403 (www.ups.com)
    Name : Rovenda Elaine Clayton: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991596606592 (www.ups.com)

    Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $175.

    DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $420 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $420 to $175 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

    To effect the release of your fund valued at $850,000.00 you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Ms. Anna Scott with the information below and she will advice you on how to send this $175 to her:

    Contact Officer:Ms. Anna Scott
    Email: [email protected]

    You are adviced to contact her with the informations as stated below:

    Your full Name.....
    Your Address:..............
    Home/Cell Phone:..............
    Preferred Payment Method ( ATM / Cashier Check )

    Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

    Yours sincerely,

    Miss Donna Story
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
    UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
    WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

    Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Andrew Lamar of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.
     
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  2. dshad

    dshad Regular Member

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    Crafty. I would cc to the real FBI :).
     
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  3. imdabest

    imdabest Newbie

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    do its a scam i get those all the time there trying to get ur info to scam you
     
  4. SuperBlackHat

    SuperBlackHat Power Member

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    LOL these nigerian muther********ers are getting beyond creative nowadays arent they? MAN O MAN
     
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  5. kayzne

    kayzne Power Member

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    I realize that sir. Thank you for trying to help :)
     
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  6. kayzne

    kayzne Power Member

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    That's what i'm saying, there's gotta be something you can learn from this eh?
     
  7. tacopalypse

    tacopalypse Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    well, at least it has a damn-near 100% open rate.. because who wouldn't open an email from the FBI?

    i like the last bit where he tells you to disregard all the imposters

    wacky nigerians
     
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  8. teeniegenie

    teeniegenie Supreme Member

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    Man, if those guys could ever learn proper english, we'd all be in trouble. Pretty funny.
     
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  9. Blare

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    Come across word "Nigeria" -- stop reading immediately.
     
  11. 8bitsource

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    lol...

    I seen something on TV a few years ago, (when I used to watch tv),
    and they were over in Nigeria actually video taping them doing this.
    All these Nigerians where packed in this big room, isles of them sitting
    at computers writing messages like the above one, and emailing them.

    They say a sucker is born every minute and I believe it when I saw how
    many were sitting at computers in some run down hut in Nigeria with internet
    access. It's hilarious - people falling for it, and how its being done.
     
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  12. promosirupiah

    promosirupiah Junior Member

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    I'm from Indonesia, I have seen two Nigerians were spamming manually, copy-paste email address and email template, when I access internet on public internet cafe, at Jakarta city (Indonesia capital city). I peep what they're doing, so silly. Never thought I would have seen this thing with my own eyes.
     
  13. Blare

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    I think I remember seeing something like that on tv as well. It's nuts.. They are starving for cash over their hardcore and will do whatever it takes to get it.
     
  14. J1218

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    What's funny to me is that this "professional FBI agent" Ms. Anna Scott is using a free gmail address to do business haha.

    Have any of you ever read the threads on scambaiter? They are funny as hell.

    Check it out here: http://thescambaiter.com/forum/

    This one is really good, it's like 33 pages but definitely worth reading: http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4065

    These guys really f*ck over the nigerian scammers :D
     
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  15. Ardit

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    I thought receiving a email from Yasser Arafat's wife was creative but this is just beyond!

    Money from the... FBI! And there 'admitting' to have corruption issues.

    The Nigerians are really starting to do their math, I'm pretty sure one of these days someone is going to get an email from an ALIEN asking where to land :p
     
  16. shellc0de

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    I'm shocked that these retards are still around lol.
     
  17. Moonpeach

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    Lmao crafty buggers , used to try and get WoW Accounts, bank accounts, now there saying they will give you 850k from the FBI ? lmao
     
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  19. QuietZorg

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    Contact officer email address is with gmail? How unprofessional!
     
  20. Fireboltgirl

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    LMaO This is a brillant scam. Part of the beauty lies in the fact if you ever attempt to
    reach someone from the government by phone they are notoriously difficult to get to
    (like those parents who called mulitple US agencies to report the murder of civilians by
    US troops - no one wants/knows what to do).

    A twist on this would be to extract critical information from the recipent to prove they
    were not the person wanted on international terrorist charges. Ideally you could
    target someone about to leave on holiday 'cause they would panic and think they
    might be detained if they didn't provide the info.

    TG I never go anywhere!