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  1. BassTrackerBoats

    BassTrackerBoats Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Whorehouse Shipping/Receiving all Shift

    compensation: $21hr <---- Great Pay But What is there a benefit package?

    Are you looking to make life Long memories and build literacy for kids? Then become a Book Fair Memory Maker by working with Scholastic in our warehouse packing the books kids will receive for their book fairs.

    WE HAVE NEW OPENINGS on our 2nd shift. This is a part-time, seasonal position that will work a variety of days between Monday through Friday. Position will work between now and May, then is off during the summer but will resume again in Fall. Position is NOT full time and does not have benefits.
    Retail based so weekends are expected. Must pass pre-employment background check and drug screen. This position is also labor intensive.

    http://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/lbg/4765115402.html
     
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  2. Trepanated

    Trepanated Supreme Member

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    Brilliant!

    I love the irony of it being a literacy product too.

    EDIT: I'm assuming this it not an advert you placed?
     
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  3. BassTrackerBoats

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    The literacy thing killed me too.

    Not my ad... I'm not anywhere near as creative.
     
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    Trepanated Supreme Member

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    Phew, that's good.

    I'd love to see some of the applications they received.
     
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    I wondered what the hell was so strange about this until I clicked the link and read it again properly! lol

    Is 21$ per hour a good rate in a whorehouse then??
     
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    I find $21 an hr to pack books suspect. That'd be an $8 an hour job in most US cities.
     
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    Even in a whorehouse?
     
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    That's hilarious. Could be legit. They do have a warehouse in Florida. I just checked.
    My state's minimum wage is more than $8 an hour. Scholastic has been around since before I was born. I wouldn't be surprised if they paid well. They're established, and it's also probably back breaking work.
     
  9. BassTrackerBoats

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    That address is just across the bridge from my winter home but 8 bucks is twice what I am worth so I'll pass personally.