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SEO Jokes With No Need For Optimization

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by X9RILLION, Feb 2, 2012.

  1. X9RILLION

    X9RILLION Registered Member

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    These are a list of SEO related jokes that I found all across the Internet. Most of these jokes can only be appreciated by true SEO's can appreciate. Enjoy. Feel free to share more.

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    Talk is cheap..until SEOs get involved.

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    2. How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb,lightbulb,light,bulb,lamp,lighting,light switch,lightswitch,switch,energy?

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    3. What did the SEO do on his honeymoon?
    A: He put a "nofollow" outside the door.

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    4. What do SEO experts eat on thanksgiving?
    A: Keyword stuffing

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    Why do they bury blackhat SEOs 20 feet under?
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    Because deep down, they're really good people.

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    6. Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

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    7. Hey, this site is now ranking nr. 1 in Google!
    Reply: Ok, and what if you turn your personalized search off?

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    What do you call a man with six fingers on one hand?
    Supplemental index.

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    What's the difference between a seo consultant and a used car salesman?
    A - The used car salesman knows when he is lying

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    10. Why do seo's never play golf?
    A: They fear the sandbox

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  2. HarrisonHill

    HarrisonHill Regular Member

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    Nice :D Made my day.

    I've found this joke abusive. But somehow it's true :D
     
  3. bigeazy

    bigeazy Regular Member

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    ahahahahahaha This one really got me.
    Thanks OP :)
     
  4. timothywcrane

    timothywcrane Power Member

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    I have one new one to add:

    "If want to Hang Out, but can't seem to get your ranking up, you can always use Google Plus!"
     
  5. nYXem

    nYXem Power Member

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    My job? Handjob! Wait, you work with your hands on
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    haha nice dude!
    One's right there in my siggy :p
     
  6. NVBpro

    NVBpro Registered Member

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    This one is EPIC !

    10. Why do seo's never play golf?
    A: They fear the sandbox

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  7. themagus

    themagus Junior Member

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    What do pigs and SEOs have in com*mon?

    SPAM

    hehe corny. ;)
     
  8. microbe

    microbe Registered Member

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    7. Hey, this site is now ranking nr. 1 in Google!
    Reply: Ok, and what if you turn your personalized search off?

    LMFAO! I have totally heard this before.
     
  9. keytenx

    keytenx Supreme Member

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    Check this out for more. :D

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    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/378582-search-engine-optimization-jokes-d.html
     
  10. starcity83

    starcity83 Regular Member

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    That's very funny, I love it!