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Send Lindsay Lohan A Friendly Postcard in Prison

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Jul 23, 2010.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

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    She'll be out by the time it gets there. Celebs don't
    have to do the time in jail that regular people do :)
     
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    this is what my letter will say ....

    to,ms.lohan

    thank your for making me so much money ,ive mad hundreds of fb pages with your name in it and spamed the shit out of fb with those pages ,the world loves your fucked up life and love to fill out surveys to see picks of your druged up ass ....thanks ms.lohan

    yours truley ,blackhatmikey
     
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    Nobody does. In most places I've been you automatically get 1/3rd of your time knocked off as good time and you can get more beyond that.
     
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    Overcrowding knocks a third off as soon as you walk in the door. Good behavior cuts more time off, and a year in prison is 9 or 10 months.

    I know of an idiot who got 2 years, but was out after 8 months.
     
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    Unless it's Federal prison in the US.

    Mandatory 85% of your sentence.