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Secret to an Successful Marriage

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by carsonrathi, Apr 21, 2009.

  1. carsonrathi

    carsonrathi Senior Member

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    Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage
    anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single
    conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered
    at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going
    marriage"...


    Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

    Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for
    honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both
    started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse
    on which my wife was riding seemed to be a craz y one.

    On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
    Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and
    said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued
    with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept
    calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse
    dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse
    and shot the horse dead!!

    I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho.. You killed the poor
    animal. Are you crazy?" .
    She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
    Husband: ?That?s it. We are happy ever after. " ;-)
     
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  2. phrasion

    phrasion Regular Member

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    that was a funny one!
     
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    safaristyle Regular Member

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    dude change your siggy otherwise get ready for Ban hammer :D
     
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    phrasion Regular Member

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    done, thanks, I was banned for 7 days for other reasons, wasn't aware of this new rule until now. thank you!
     
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    lord Junior Member

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    lmao :) funny little joke there
     
  6. carsonrathi

    carsonrathi Senior Member

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    Phrasion:- That's your 'First Time'