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Scary Autoresponses I have seen from Spam

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by phrootloopdotcom, Dec 23, 2008.

  1. phrootloopdotcom

    phrootloopdotcom BANNED BANNED

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    This came off my old guerillacpa blog that some DICKHEAD hacked and changed my password... I know who did it too enis ;)

    anyways this is some scary/hilarious shiatt

    I was emailed this "gem" by "Patrick" a 32 year old male that I would not be shocked to find on one of those locate your local child molestor websites.

    Creepy.

    Enjoy if you will, ask for more if you like. I am both a poet and have written highly erotic stories before, The below is just a sample of my eroticism. Hugz,

    Patrick

    Morning Wood, Mouthful of delight!

    Daddy's pussy is sleeping gently now as the morning light presses through the window shades. Daddy uncovers His pussy carefully exposing her cuntalicious body of soft pulchritude and delight. The charms of daddy's lil pussy are visibly exposed for all to see, save no one but daddy will see. Daddy gently wakes His lovely one and shoves her under the covers to do what all good girls do. After daddy looses His Hot Load and relaxes again, daddy yanks her out from under the covers by her lovely hair, spreads her legs so far apart that she thinks she is going to split in two. Her cunt rises up to meat daddy as a good cunt should, mmm! Then the lil bitch, her sweet and tasty pussy, gets what's cumming to her, a good and long, deep licking and a good, hard fucking too. Daddy's lil girl goes on her way smiling all the day until it's time for Afternoon's Delight, evening play and more.

    If you managed to get through this without vomiting - big props to you.


    This next one is from a retarded person trying to woo my fake bitch topanga with his love of slippers

    This is probably the most pathetic cry for attention I have ever seen in my entire life.


    MESSAGE AS FOLLOWS:

    Can come nashville please I want a cool sister (wtf does that mean?) is a model can go college in nashville tn.

    I saw profile ******** and you cool and cute I been looking for a real female from USA can come other state like nashville like moving!

    Please Topanga.

    Little bit about my self get know me.

    Im Daniel from Nashville tn I still live with a single parent my mom I am only child been adopted born 1978 I alway want a sister when I was growing up and I like watch tv,dvd movie ,holiday season I like watch sports on tv nascar and football . I born little bit hard hearing but im normal little bit def .

    I work walmart 3rd shift night 10pm to 7am groecey dpt. <--- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Please can drive or fly self to Nashville TN

    text me at 6153196165 at BNA airport and take cab drop you off at my mom house I give you my mom addrss when text message you when at BNA airport ok. have cash with you paid for cab ride.
    HAhAHAHAHA THE GUY CANT EVEN AFFORD A FUCKING TAXI TO PICK THIS FAKE GIRL UP!


    take care
    Daniel Stevens

    ps do wear house slippers?


    Ok DO WEAR HOUSE SLIPPERS???? WTF DANIEL? WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? YOU HAVE A FUCKING SLIPPER FETISH? YOU SICK RETARDED FUCK! I AM COMING TO NASHVILLE WITH A BRICK IN HAND AND COMING TO WALMART ON YOUR SHIFT AND BASHING IT INTO YOUR FACE OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU ARE BLEEDING TOOTH DUST OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE ON YOUR FACE.
     
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    I will be the one to say, I dont think this is appropriate even for the lounge. It wouldnt be bad if you cleaned up the words a little. Added some ** every now and then.
     
  3. phrootloopdotcom

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    ok if you sit starting at porn all day from spamming shit like this should not phase you one bit. this isn't a kids site remember.
     
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    Pretty mouthy and ballsy for a new member. Enough said.. Have fun posting more useless threads.
     
  5. phrootloopdotcom

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    lol "redneck"

    'nuff said :p