Santas Bolivian Marching Powder

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Forget mince pies and a glass of milk, the truth is out....




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Walmart pulls jumper appearing to show Santa with lines of cocaine

https://news.sky.com/story/walmart-pulls-jumper-appearing-to-show-santa-with-lines-of-cocaine-11882458
 
The Description of the sweater is hilarious
 
How can anyone misread that image? Is clearly AF that Santa is enjoying those lines...
 
Santa having a jolly good time with the elves and some columbian bam bam, no wonder he can deliver all those gifts in a single night :D:alien:
 
How can I get that pullover?

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Oh shit, wait that's the wrong Santa coke jumper...
 
How can I get that pullover?

There will be some smart ass selling these on Ebay auctions in the next week.

Just getting my VA to get the listings ready. What size do you need? :p
 
We all know how snow works. It's white, powdery and the best snow comes straight from South America. That's bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole. That's why Santa really likes to take savor the moment when he gets his hands on some quality, grade A, Colombian snow. He packs it in perfect lines on his coffee table and then takes a big whiff to smell the high quality aroma of the snow. It's exactly what he needs to get inspired for Christmas Eve. This Men's Let it Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater captures that moment when Santa is finally ready to enjoy that sweet, imported snow. It's also warm and comfy, so you can wear it any time the snow starts blowing this holiday season!

The description is the best :D
 
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