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Robot vacuum attempts to eat woman's head

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by wizard04, Feb 13, 2015.

  1. wizard04

    wizard04 Elite Member

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    A woman in South Korea this week awoke from a nap to find the robotic device attached to her hair.

    LOL

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  2. ORM

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    I got one of these at home (roomba 770 I recall). Does its job well, but you gotta keep floor free of any shit that can be sucked in. Whole article looks like a joke. I wonder what these article writers are smoking

    It takes 3 seconds to free any object that stucks between brushes, she obviously did not read user manual.
     
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  3. WizGizmo

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    Great way to remove flaky dandruff! :)
     
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  4. BillyPart

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    My friend wouldn't shut up about his "Rumba" that little robot that vacuums your house all day long while you work. It leaves it's stations, navigates around vacuuming, then goes back to the recharging station and recharges. Then it leaves, vacuums, then goes home.

    Expensive. Like $750. He wouldn't shut up about it. So happy. So proud.

    "I'll never have to vacuum my floors again." he said, 1) like he ever did before and 2) like it would have taken more than 10 minutes if he did. He'd sit on the couch and watch his vacuum cleaner vacuum sometimes, instead of watching football.

    Then one day he came home from work to discover that his black lab "Daisy" had diarrhea, and pooped all over the carpet. But just in once small area, the good dog did the best she could. However "Rumba" managed to spread that liquefied feces over ever square inch of his house, to include all of the carpets, and rugs.

    So now we have a new "meme' between us. When someone spreads poo over every single square inch of everything, that means that you have been "Rumba'd".
     
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  5. wizard04

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    Yeah I know. If it was that bad just break the shit with a hammer lol
     
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    If only the robot had tried to eat her somewhere else, they'd have a best seller on their hands
     
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    Maybe she was trying to shut down Skynet.
     
  8. antsaoo

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    Damnd robot vacuums. I wonder if it would be good idea to get few of those, tape a knife on their heads and put them fight it out. Robot fight